Mark Miller

Small business owner, thought leader, smartass.

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@NickJFreitas @wil_da_beast630 The comedian Billy Connolly once quipped, (while describing what an airline pilot should and should NOT look like) "Times may change, but standards must remain." I apply that timeless logic to a great many things.

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@wholemars @elonmusk So of it screws up, who gets the ticket?

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@RonDeSantis Race-based farming program for cheaper labor. Where have we seen this before?

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@MorosKostas I'm toying with the idea of upgrading my membership level, so I can monetize shitposting and do less work at the office. Regardless of my actual beliefs, it seems I could make a fair amount of coin just tapping into other peoples' rage. Seems more fun than insurance and medicare.

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@elonmusk But my birthday is tomorrow and I wanted to look at the pretty silver candle.

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@esherifftv Nope. No birthday candle for me. Bummer.

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@PeterDiamandis @elonmusk My dad had a car phone in the late 80’s. We were headed home from fishing and he asked if I wanted to call mom and let her know we were on our way. I said “Not for 3 bucks a minute. She’ll figure it out soon enough when we get there.” He just said, “Call her.”

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@SenSanders How many people could you and your cronies pay for with the money you spend campaigning?Make something. Build just ONE thing with your own talents and habits. Once you accomplish that, feel free to spend the money you made paying as many of your programs as you please.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Players get traded all the time, can we trade citizens?

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@NickJFreitas Only if it sticks this time, (which wouldn't be her first). She appears to be Exhibit A in why ranked choice voting is a really bad idea.

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@BasedMikeLee She should go back to her old job but quite frankly, I wouldn’t trust her to make me a margarita either. Seems the type I looked at and said, “You know what, I’ll just stick with beer; that’s a lot harder to screw up.”

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@RonDeSantis Not sure just civics alone will cut it. My daughter was looking at a primary ballot and asking questions while saying something about HS civics (and how much got glossed over) and all I could think was how badly that class failed her and probably everyone else.

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@TrumpDailyPosts What’s worse, the fact the teleprompter guy won bets on what his boss would say, or the fact you can actually bet money on what his boss will say?
Tell me we have a serious gambling problem in this country without telling me we have a serious gambling problem in this country.

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@flightradar24 @DJSnM Ahhhh, the annual pilgrimage to AvMecca.

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@elonmusk @SciGuySpace An abort that saved a prototype on its second test flight of a new design no less.

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@MorosKostas @News2ATeam

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@RapidResponse47 @StephenM Not to mention, the sushi buffet near me requires photo ID for the free birthday meal. Who’d a thunk they’d be so racist? 🍣🍤🍘🍚🤷🏻

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@NickJFreitas @CBSNews They are secure. Trust us because we said so.

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@RonDeSantis Williams is good. So is Ken Griffey Jr, Hank Aaron, or Jackie Robinson.

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@fourboxesdiner @gunpolicy @2AFDN Good news for folks carrying boxes in to be mailed and realizing on their third trip rom the car that they are carrying that day.