Matt Raven

Probably up to no good

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Maybe someday I’ll be mature enough to not let sports games effect my happiness.

And when I say someday I know this will never happen and I’ll instead die in a bad mood because one of my teams will have lost that same day.

[JOHNNOSKI @johnnoski103]

Factory reset

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Let’s normalize this

[Bryan Kalbrosky @BryanKalbrosky]

Luka Doncic had the first 60-point, 20-rebound triple-double in NBA history. Immediately after, here is what he said:

“I’m tired as hell. I need a recovery beer.”

That is instantly an all-time great quote from an all-time great player. 🍻🤠🏀 #MFFL

[Matt Raven @TheMattRaven]

@aSegeeen @spacecase_case 👀

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

How the NFL wants you to sack a quarterback (@ChiefsAholic)

[Kyle Yates @thekyleyates]

It’s time for a fictitious football team to dictate my mental health for the next several months.

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Tums assorted berries flavor is probably my favorite candy. It’s both fruity and creamy. Idk how they do it!

[Matt Raven @TheMattRaven]

@mifhimself If I had a $1 for every time mom complained about you and @hazy_hez ripping down that road, I'd be a rich man

[Patrick Fike @FratrickFike]

@NHL keep talking shit about @DallasStars Fans we eat that shit for breakfast

[Pickolas Cage @MenaceNads]

My mustache is looking queen latifah thick rn

[OnStage Blog @OnstageBlog]

Bob Saget never ended a conversation without saying "I Love You". ❤️

[Matt Raven @TheMattRaven]

@aSegeeen Gunna be even funnier watching your ass sit at Waffle House for 24 hours

[Matt Raven @TheMattRaven]

@aSegeeen Pretty bold of you considering you’re 2-8 still 6 games behind 😂

[Matt Raven @TheMattRaven]

@aSegeeen 7-11 price lock is low key clutch

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[Matt Raven @TheMattRaven]

@mifhimself

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

1. Look good.
2. Feel good.
3. Safety.

...and I live by that.