GODZILLA EMPRESS

I am so bad at this.
(Applies to Tweets, cooking, and life in general) She/Her ✨🦄
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Get those vegetables away from me you swine.

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

Personal growth and TikTok have taught me that apparently gender norms mean nothing to me provided that the person is hot.
And also that hotness is subjective and I am lucky I'm getting married in two weeks b/c
A) i find a lot of people hot and
B) i am afraid of hot people

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@MarkRuffalo @SheHulkOfficial @DisneyPlus @MarvelStudios A PHENOMENAL finale, i loved nearly every moment of this show and can't wait for season 2 and the Hulk movies 🥰

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@AAnglinPhoto F U you havent even tested positive yet
Faker.

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

Personal growth and TikTok have taught me that apparently gender norms mean nothing to me provided that the person is hot.
And also that hotness is subjective and I am lucky I'm getting married in two weeks b/c
A) i find a lot of people hot and
B) i am afraid of hot people

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

Me: I like women that are small enough for me to toss them around, and I like my men to be large enough to toss me around. It's pretty simple.
@Ian_Anderson : I'm not sure a bisexual scale that hinges on women as projectiles is wise but OK

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@kevmotronic @ntopolie13 @pk_kenzie Definitely do, Cold Days was ok but skin game was awesome and I cried reading peace talks and battle ground

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@ThatSethMBeyers Facts

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

My mom is watching the MCU movies for the first time with me and tonight is Captain America: Winter Soldier and I am BEYOND pumped

[Max Barth @HeIsMaxBarth]

Fuck student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@dog_rates @JustFoodForDogs This is Patches, he is the best boy and we think he is between 10 and 14 yrs old- rescued so not sure but he's vivacious for an old man!

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@devanitely Patches does a version of this which is standing and staring intently at a closed door until we open it, then he walks through. If we then close said door, repeat process but now with frantic scratching and wuffling that suggests he thinks we are excluding him and finds us rude.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: so you think you’re better than other people
Aquarius: kind of

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

The year is 2021, you still can't un-push elevator buttons.
Explain.

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

I am a therapist (hint: i am not a therapist)

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

I make businesses louder.

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

There's an #Ahsoka emoji I'm dead

[luanne consciousness @goblinshoes]

boyfriends love making dinner and cleaning the whole apartment every day while they collect facts to tell you when you get home

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

this is a bad world and i don't like it

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@AAnglinPhoto Nice!

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@AAnglinPhoto Bonus and stimmy come through?

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@thefrozencity I can't decide if I should watch this because the premise itself is so infuriating to me. Former generations didn't have to make this choice, they got both 😑

[GODZILLA EMPRESS @TheMightySchmem]

@ThatSethMBeyers Seth look i have ADHD ok