Milton Jones

2024/25 Tour HA!MILTON on sale now! Hee/Hee rep: [email protected] voices: [email protected]

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

He's just changed genre, sharp as ever!

[Stewart Francis @StewartFrancis1]

Speaking of money grubbing scoundrels, my greeting cards are now available. https://t.co/YoQkzoApvT

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

recommended if in Edinburgh! https://t.co/Ukmt7m8gu4

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

oh 'Wasall', I'll come back from Poland then...

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Do not miss @themiltonjones in the Midlands! This Sunday 2nd August at @walsallarena with brilliant support from Tom Wrigglesworth & MC Wayne Beese PLUS forkin’ good cutlery safety advice from the nation’s number one cutlery safety adviser! ⚠️🍴

https://t.co/XYMcBR3DpT

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

PEOPLE OF WALSALL! I WILL BE WITH YOU THIS SUNDAY,
with some others..
Walsall Arena & Arts Centre, Hawbush Road, Leamore, Walsall WS3 1AG
Doors and bar open 5pm, show starts approx 6pm
Booking link is https://t.co/pkesvcuv9i

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

I think we’ve got enough red kites now

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@twelvecaesars12 Welcome back!

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Pep…Pep…….pep…….p…p…

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Delighted to be representing the UK in the European Song Contest...

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

...be in the audience for a new Milton Jones Radio 4 thing on Mon 15th June at Marylebone Theatre, London. Free tickets, first come first served, especially if you mention the word 'shirt'. Let's hope it comes off... https://t.co/9BrcZd7qTU

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I didn’t kill off Claire’s but I was an accessory

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@Bleach4Brains I knew it was your fault!

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@Bfl_Abdn thanks!

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I said this was a month away yesterday, its 2 months away of course..

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Very worthwhile Sunday afternoon entertainment in a months time!

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Looking forward to being in Inverness, Troon and Haddington on Thursday, Fri, Sat this week - which are all really near each other in Scotland, am I right? 😬

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@DavidDPaxton Er...

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Grandad, it’s safe to return. The leftovers are finished. 🍗🎄

If you like surprises, join the mailing list. If you don’t, join it anyway!

#Christmas #leftovers #Food #Comedy #Standup

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Fond memories of Christmas mornings past… 🎄🐶

Merry Christmas! 🎅 Thanks to everyone who’s come along to HA!MILTON this year and see you in 2026! ⭐

#HappyChristmas #Christmas #Christmaspresents

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

What role did you play in your school nativity?

Tap like. It helps keep the Christmas lights on.

#christmas #standupcomedy #Nativity #SchoolNativity #Comedy

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

What’s the Christmas present you still remember most from childhood? 🎄

#christmasgift #standupcomedy #comedy #Christmas #Presents