Hugh Jānus

I shred guitars and tidal waves made of whiskey.

[Hugh Jānus @TheMitchness_]

@mnrenfest Going tomorrow. Don’t think I’ve seen this at ren fest before. Lol

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Please stop raising awareness. There is too much. I have become too aware.

[Mark Beef @ExpertsLie]

It's funny how covid was this big unprecedented historical event but they're never going to make any movies about it because it would make everyone look retarded

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Starburst Berries & Cream commercial (2007)

[Hugh Jānus @TheMitchness_]

@ReelBigFish Play at @FirstAvenue!!

[Hugh Jānus @TheMitchness_]

@LibertyMutual your commercials are so ass.

[Michael Fiore - Garden Center @Michaelfiore]

Dudes rock.

[Steve Clemans @Steve09812]

Bill Burr and Billy Corgan Family Reunion Gone Wrong

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

My team is losing 7-0 and the Liberty Biberty commercial just came on I’m gonna blown my shit clean off dog

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re bored and want to find something to be upset about, this app will take care of that need!

[Bussy Keaton @BussyKeaton]

A straight white boy joking about having graphic gay sex with you is the ultimate sign of respect in their culture

[EvanJungleMessiah @evaninthebay]

me behind you in line at chipotle as you pull out your phone to read off an order for 7 people

[Hugh Jānus @TheMitchness_]

@NotLeighStewy @ShalissaLDean

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

If postpartum mental illness becomes a get-out-of-jail-free card for murdering your children, then by logic, anyone diagnosed with it should lose custody of their kids.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Lindsay Clancy jury has been told to go home for the day and kill their kids and come back with a verdict tomorrow

[Jack @jackunheard]

Liberals will say "get vaccinated so you don't kill my children" and then turn around and support a woman who straight up killed her children.

[garvy @garvvee]

explaining 9/11 to gen alpha: imagine a much taller charlie kirk

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Hunter Biden should highjack the spotlight from Bradd Pitt and announce he’s doing crack again. That would be electric

[real @icannotlie22]

Smoke weed and be retarded or wake up drenched in sweat 17 times a night as everyone you care about is killed off in your dreams

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Friday nights in your 30s aren’t the same.

Trying to get the boys together be like:

“Can’t, I’m gay.”

“I’m gay too.”

“I’m a homosexual.”

Gotta enjoy the nights together while you can