Noah Garrison

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[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

ICYMI: We made a browser extension that converts Trump’s tweets into a child’s scribble. Download: https://t.co/Ozl1Rl9QKo

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

He means hereditary psychological dysfunction, and disconnection from humanity https://t.co/LWSXqGgZfs

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

30 years of nuclear deescalation about to be wiped out by this moronic pig boy but at least he doesn't have a private server. God help us.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Clinton received almost 3 million more votes, but Trump will be the next president. It's clear the electoral college needs to be changed.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I’ve been criticized for this point, so allow me to repeat it: Yes, health care is a right of all people.

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

@KamdenBates @_LiamDaniels_ Not particularly, when money is involved.

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

@KamdenBates if you think that a billionaire can be sued for something like that by someone of the working class, you're part of the problem

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

@KamdenBates I don't really see how archiving emails makes you evil but I guess that's nothing next to sexual assault, is it?

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

I hope you knuckle draggers are happy. A racist, misogynistic, homophobic ass won the White House. It's all over. #historywillcondemn

[Mama Maya @rockstarronan]

Great job, America. #youmotherfuckingdumbasses

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

How the hell is this election this close? Anyone who votes for Trump can leave this country right now. #howstupidareyou

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

Future SAT question (fill in the blank):_____________________ Answer: #GeorgeOrwell #LewisCarroll #JonathanSwift or #DonaldJTrump

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Trump is talking about problems… Hillary is talking about solutions.

Voters always want to hear solutions. #DebateNight

[Nate Pyle @NatePyle79]

This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page.

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

This just in: Trump sucks and America's nicest grandma is wiping the stage with his ass #Debate

[Noah Garrison @TheNegativeNoah]

@emilydancer_xo @reIatabIe oh my god, can I please?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

FACT: Donald Trump used his charitable foundation to purchase *multiple* six-foot-tall paintings of himself. https://t.co/tDeBH37w7h