logang

smooth like butter | slick like grease | kitchen diff bro

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

I love being perceived as an asshole. I love it so much that it happens all the time.

[R✶RI. @vampyrobat]

it's kind of inspiring to know batman is out there rawdogging life completely unmedicated and with no therapy as well

[Cam 🤓 @bigbameron]

Drinking Malibu got me feelin like a white girl. Where that ho Carrie Underwood at

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

The tinder baddies only show during witching hour. I don’t make the rules I’m just aware of em

[kordell @lledrook]

holy shit he beat the fuck outta him LMFAO

[RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint]

You can see where the temperature probe conducted heat. Observing the cook changed it.

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

Grey hoodie with blue jean jacket is a combo that can’t be touched.

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

I want to be such a well known chef that I can hit up Olympic players to come eat at my place.

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

I can’t use Crunchyroll in Japan. What kind of fuckery is this

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

Homie asked me what my ideal male fantasy was and I said jiraiya

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

Maturing is realizing Jesus really is that dude

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

I can still feel you kiss me

[logang @TheNobleGinger]

You’re telling me they’re takin the cast off the iron

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

There's a fucked up group of men online who have mirror polished their cast iron skillets and they're cooking eggs and other things on it and they're just BREAKING ALL THE FUCKING RULES

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Not to be crude but imagine trying to perform while staring down the Witch-king of Angmar, Lord of the Nazgûl

[0x45 @0x45o]

website of the year

[Dr Manhattva @Manhattva]

Sigh.

[NEZ @NN_EE_ZZ]

Lust is the only one who tries to disguise itself with a human appearance, tho it has too many hands. One hand to beckon, one to threaten, and one to silence you. It kneels because not all of its victims are adults. It lives undercover and invites you in as well

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Hay dos cosas que he aprendido en la vida, a no acostarme con mujer de la que no nazca nada en mi corazón, y a no comprar el sexo cuando aún soy capaz de la seducción y de la poesía. Siempre hay que combinar la sexualidad con la cultura, eso se llama erotismo. Te lo aconsejo

Ahora bien si logras que la energía tuya y del universo recorra todas las células de tu compañera, logras creo, la máxima posibilidad vital del ser humano, eso no se puede comprar. Así que no te equivoques conmigo.