Grace

I hate housework. And I'm not graceful.

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

No iPhone, I DON'T mean Han I mean than, I always mean than. Who the fuck is Han, and why is he so anxious to be a part of all of my texts?

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

I hate when I spend an hour on my makeup and my monkey looks better than I do.

[Ria Puspita @Tayna_Sinagra]

Being yourself in a world thats, trying to make you something else, is quite beautiful.

[Gold Leaf Society @Ifweedwerelegal]

"Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country."
- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President

[JD Crowe @CroweJam]

Just sneezed so hard I pollinated a meadow of lesbians.

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

I knew you would start to resent me.

[Ryan @merican_ninjy]

Just heard 7 tell her friend, "Don't open my closet, that's where the incident occurred."

Now I'm scared to even go in her room.

[your dad @dixinormus10]

It sucks when I'm masturbating and realize I've already seen this episode of The Golden Girls.
Rose is such a fucking whore! <3

[Tina @TinaMav]

Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

What a shitty person I am, sitting here judging people in RL. I'd better get on twitter and do that.

[Lone_Star @Carter_TCB]

The only reason I follow so many people on twitter is because I'm their drunken leader. At least that's what Vodka tells me.

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

Really, if you want me to bend down and look at something on a bottom shelf, it needs to be interesting. Like vibrators.

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

@Bearslietoo the money for your drugs

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

You can save lots of money on your fancy church wedding by not getting married.

[The Pro Bullshitter @MouVanLee]

When it comes to mornings, everything is wrong.

[Grace @TheNonBlonde]

Heading to WalMart. Leaving the bat home this time. It always gets so messy when I start beating people for being stupid.