P. Kim

Turtle Power

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

*Disclaimer: Anything @minakimes says about Tua is not to be held against her in any sort of way.*

Dan @LeBatardshow + @PabloTorre + Mina talk Tua and more in a sneak preview of Pablo's new show.

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[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

"You are making James Harden, who I view as largely a bearded tool, into a geopolitical chessmaster... when he is addicted to strip clubs, not politics."

Dan Le Batard + @PabloTorre + @MinaKimes talk Harden and more in a sneak preview of Pablo's new show 👀

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[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

🚨 SNEAK PREVIEW of @pablofindsout, feat. @LeBatardShow & @minakimes 🚨

A new angle on Harden in China; Daryl Morey singing about giant sex; if AI has already replaced us (esp. @getnickwright); TuAnon disclaimers; the debut of a new game 👀➡️ https://t.co/1kybPi2nb3

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

.@PabloTorre is finally free to f*** around.

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[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Quick thread: I don't think most people know what antivaxx posts on Facebook really look like.

That's good. Why would you?

But I think people assume it's Suzy Turmeric plaintively yelling at you about the microchip, and it’s not.

It looks like this. Like code. Or gibberish.

[CeFaan Kim @CeFaanKim]

NYPD says 65-year-old Asian American woman was walking to church this morning when suspect assaulted her and said “f*** you, you don’t belong here.” Happened in front of 360 W. 43rd St. 11:40am. Sources say building security guard not only failed to render her aid... 1/2

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[yc @yc]

News 12 gang lol

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friends, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris — our next President and Vice President of the United States.

[JESSE (With No “i”) @Mr4thAndLong]

THIS. IS. A. MASTERPIECE
😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[yc @yc]

Damn motherfuckers HATE YOU BRO 😭😭😭 @realDonaldTrump

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

This year's ozone hole is twice as big as the U.S. https://t.co/DCvVwTx11d

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

A humbling Herman Cain/coronavirus timeline:

6/24: Attends Trump rally, maskless
7/2: Tests positive for Covid-19
7/10: Says he’s improving
7/15: Says his doctors seem happy
7/27: Says he’s really getting better
7/30: Dies

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

There have only been 12 days in 2020 where police did not kill someone. The police killed 751 people in 235 days.

[P. Kim @ThePKIM]

@WhoIsDanielle @SHODesusAndMero amen

[Chris Lu @ChrisLu44]

Dead people: 1.1 million received stimulus checks

Living people: 35 million still waiting for checks

That's what happens when a president spends more time getting his signature on checks instead of ensuring they go to the right people. From my discussion with @mitchellreports

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Trying to cancel Obamacare IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC THAT HE HAS PERSONALLY & CRIMINALLY MADE WORSE.

Players gonna play.
Haters gonna hate.
Supervillains gonna supervillain.
https://t.co/5Z6nl3P42J