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Wellington Milk Act Reformist stuck in Auckland

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I mean no offence to either TOP or people who run marathons but TOP feels like the natural party for people who run marathons.

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@nzsd I think my new definition is best. The deep south starts in TA and the far north starts in Huntly.

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As a Hamiltonian that lived in Wellington, Christchurch is so far south it’s beyond redemption. The ‘deep south’ ends in Richmond.

[grosse pointe blanqui @kiwihamlet]

aucklanders are prone to saying ridiculous shit like 'christchurch is in the deep south'

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@nzsd Anything south of Ngawai? Waikato the centre of the universe!!!

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@TimaruKaBIMARU The Sith got her #RIPAuntieLing

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Hris Chipkins

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@BasicBishopNZ Labour losing Wairarapa is the fault of Te Pāti Hira. Jared Gardner you will not see the gates of Parliament for what you’ve done.

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I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A PIGEON AND THEN MY CARD DECLINED BUYING COFFEE AND NOW I’VE DROPPED MY PHONE AND SMASHED MY SCREEN EVEN MORE

ALL IN THE LAST 5 MINS 😐

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Ah fuck sake. The fundamentally detestable ACT candidate for Auckland Central has got in on the list (she’s 13th, so if they lose one on the specials she’s out 🙏)

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Watched a yt video about Moose in Aotearoa the other day. I usually avoid videos about NZ by people not in NZ and the way he said “South Island” made the video completely unwatchable.

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Nichola loves making people that work in government unemployed so much that she’s done it to herself 🫶

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Although I guess TOP won in their own way. I’m glad they made it in, even if I would never vote for them.

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Somehow an election where everyone lost… weirdest election of my life.

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@nattyofnz @theIouvrelorde Incorrect. The corpse of Hitler would get 90%.

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JAG losing Wellington Bays will be my personal 9/11 🥲

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I think on some level in my mind Tracey Beaker and Charli xcx are the same person

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Ask not for who the vape blows, it blows for thee.

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@damien_levi @honkittyhonk It’s the in thing on the left (I say as a leftist)

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@petetweetsshit @Tiare_MP Welcome to the stage: Prime Minister Winston Raymond Peters

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@Tiare_MP If Luxon loses Botany, they get no list seats, and Erica Stanford doesn’t win ECB and TOP sides with the NATS then there’s a high chance Matua Goldsmith can get to Level 8 🙏

[Stephen Dziedzic @stephendziedzic]

I gather Wellington is always like this (Cerulean blue sky, gentle breeze, sun shining on emerald green escarpments) and have concluded that everyone should immediately move here