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Deleting twitter

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Today I was inducted in the Hall of Fame at Columbia High School. Other inductees include Lauryn Hill, Zach Braff, SZA and the inventors of ultimate frisbee. Thanks Mom and Dad for sending me to the right high school - there must be something in the water here 😅

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@Nicholasplayx @cabar_ufficiale @archillect Got the same one too

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@ConarCross Convince me that's not a picture

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@catboyranch Dogboy ranch

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@miakhalifa Dametucosita ah ah

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@LewisSonicski56 @SbFramesInOrder Pretty obvious reference

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@Explainpari @paricyte Awww pari so qt 🥺🥺

[notch @notch]

Herobrine isn't real in any way, no. I never had a brother (well, there's a half brother I never meet..), and he's not in the game.

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@Sadcrib People low-key scared to say nigger even out of context where it's not offensive
I don't get that

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@dreaminnittfn @LeChillGamer @SYACVG Read the pastebin, definitely intentional

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@SYACVG "Sorry I forgot to turn cheats off"

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@MK_KeySi_HK @MKMobileGame Make yourself comfortable

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@Tvbbi I just checked the perks they give you if you subscribe but I can't think of a single person on the platform that would actually use them not even once

[helen @helen]

she met another dog with one eye i’m crying 😭

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@_bellabaddie Imagine how people would freak out if their roles were inverted but it's a man getting beat so it's fine
G e n d e r E q u a l i t y

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@vylerria I can't afford to eat in public places

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@GoId_Fox @InsaneEnergy2 @TrollIncidents 1 v 1 me on skrbbl you pussy

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@Chombiecho @InsaneEnergy2 @TrollIncidents Assuming I don't do that already

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@WholesomeMeme @gresi_lamaj