Pope Aaron

The Future Pope, Aaron ----------
Last Name redacted for his privacy, safety, but most of all to avoid being excommunicated.

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@BrothersShots @HealthRanger Shane is too important to our society to lose. Let Alex Baldwin do it.

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@iAnonPatriot Duckduckgo just uses Bing search but without the trackers.

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@BretWeinstein That's how we got Harris to begin with. Biden was Obama's impeachment insurance. He had to find somebody worse than he is. At this point we are looking at 3rd generation impeachment insurance.

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@jk_rowling @StephenKing When you give zero fucks then it doesn't matter if you square it or take the square root. They both come back with zero fucks given.

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@itsme_urstruly @insultsrare Jake is pounding that appletini with the look of a gay dude trying to get drunk enough to make sure he's not into girls.

I'm pretty sure she raped her gay best friend.

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@KarluskaP I'm pretty sure that I'm definitely getting cancer because I used to crush all of those things when I was a kid.

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@The_Real_Fly They're just doing the broker equivalent of that 30 minute no food period that the 24 hour Burger King does at 3 am to smoke a joi. . . I mean transition from dinner to breakfast.

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@gurgavin I think they found out.

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@unusual_whales So does that mean stuff is about to break again?

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@PeterRHann1 If Trump wasn't smart enough to do an options collar expiring sometime after his lockup period is over, then he's not close to the businessman that he claims to be. He just needed to copy what Mark Cuban did after he sold his company to Yahoo.

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@NorthmanTrader @AMCbiggums It's crazy how steep the curve began going after Nixon took us off the hold standard. It's as if printing unlimited amounts of money backed by nothing leads to inflation.

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@Lane_Kiffin Take the TV off of Vivid/Sports mode. That color is terrible. If makes my eyes hurt.

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@elonmusk If Elon tweets a meme of himself saying something that he hasn't actually said before, has he now actually said that thing by retweeting it and all future posting of it are no longer a meme and now a quote? Seems like an egg chicken situation.

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@unusual_whales Yet, the stock seems unaffected. Unusual.

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@DonaldTNews Trucks that size going 60+mph and caring most likely explosive/toxic cargo can't just slam on the breaks and come to a complete stop like a car can. If he locks up the breaks and loses control then a lot of people die.

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@IanJaeger29 He always seemed like he was running to be VP anyway. He was always kissing Trump's ass, trying to stay on his hood side. The other ones actually thought that they could win the nomination. Vivek was the only one smart enough to see that they were auditioning for second billing.

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@Morgoth_INC @WallStreetSilv I can't believe that I had to scroll so far down to see this version posted.

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@unusual_whales So, you're saying that those strong retail numbers from December don't mean a strong economy but instead a ton of doom buying and eventual economic pain. It should be an interesting election year.

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@unusual_whales Really sounds like a free market.

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@GrinchLaw It's that time again. The once every 2 years Ice-pocalypse is here again in the Southern states.

Roads that are less slick than when we get a heavy rain and coworkers bitching, "Global warming, my ass!"