theRatMan

Guy in mid 20s, call me whatever you want idc

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@TobiSincoff We going bankrupt with this one

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@muzziemulti This is literally just the 2020 Election Map but flipped

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@VaultDeadling @esjesjesj Here I got a better one for you

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@itsdeaann Turn the tables, make him your sex slave

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@uin_nyaa We getting major hand cramps with this one

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@BrodyFoxx We going bankrupt with this one

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@itsaaudraw You’re telling me, this is the first election I get to vote in and it’s basically “Do you want someone with unrestricted access to do whatever he wants and will probably trample on your and everyone who isn’t a billionaire’s rights? Or an actual candidate?”

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@ArmandDoma It makes more sense with all the lead in the water affecting people’s heads

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@ArmandDoma “There’s no glory to be gained in this” he thinks to himself as he enters his home. Victory or no, the hole where his heart was will never be filled, the only thing now is to pray someone doesn’t miss next time.

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@ArmandDoma The scene, Election Night at Mar-a-Lago.

Trump stares longingly at the night sky, wishing he could go back to where it all started. Hillary is long gone, Epstein is dead, Putin hates him and Biden retired, all he has left is this cringe man-child with bad taste.

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@Chungus__Swag Wait what?!? Aten and Thoth I can understand but Formosa? It’s a lot closer than I thought.

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@selectwario We getting a shout out with this one

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@RealOmegaShenny So hear me out guys

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@quebecween A. It’d be a huge expense when you could just drive around
B. I’m pretty sure Lake Michigan is both pretty dangerous to work around and it would definitely cause issues in shipping

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@OpenBordersJon Oh the sweet sweet irony

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@mcnaugha @CDawgVA What’s the difference?

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@ZackBornstein @KaylaArtwork Because by that point, he was ingrained too deep. He was able to bullshit long enough for the Supreme Court Justices he placed allowed him to get away with it.

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@MakeYourself_s @not_umce It’s ok, I’m not too far in but from what I can tell it’s a solid 5/6 out of 10.

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@mortelkill @Malek53382013 Washington 5 seconds after walking into Congress:

“I literally told you idiots that a two party system is a horrible idea for this exact reason and you ignored me”

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@homelanderash @LostSectorsS @counterconor “Welcome back, Sparta”