Ryan Natoli

vids and pods @theonion
go steelers

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@TheeDanRodden Ohhh Dan 😭 Long live LP!!!

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This is America’s Finest News Source because it’s made up of some of America’s Finest Human Beings, and each member of #onionunion proves it. We all deserve fair treatment and equal pay for equal work, and we are willing to fight for it together.

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Today we’re talking to Onion Union members about what they’re fighting for. Tell us, what does the #onionunion contract mean to you?

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I attempt to explain gerrymandering in 5 minutes in the new @TheOnion podcast. It does not go well. Listen to the end.

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@brendohare this is the singularity

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@KatyYeiser Received this email from myself yesterday

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@KatyYeiser

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@KatyYeiser @Ziweeee @DavidSidorov @sam_weiner @kibblesmith @bretthblake can I get @'ed?

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@dream_hunk @HelloCullen @BBCWorld A Job Well Done

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But when Mother Berry calls your custard scrummy!

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When the wretched Mary Berry scolds you for your soggy bottoms

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@dream_hunk this is what I imagine your freedom feels like

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@dream_hunk first day of unemployment and you're already doing three-part tweets about TV and underwear, huh?

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joining the mile high club

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@HelloCullen also on vicodin

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@TheRealNatoli Week 3

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i love my country

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@TheRealNatoli Week 2

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The Blue King

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That moment after you wake up from a nap but before you realize you've been turned into a dog

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@dream_hunk also the coke commercial but for Four Loko and instead of singing everyone is having seizures