Paul C

Writer of poignant poetry, plucky prose, and scary sci-fi. Unrepentant grammaticaster. Rather you didn't follow me than mute me. It/they

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Random Visitor: You are really, REALLY good at this. @Artangel should employ you full-time!

Me:😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Ma'am, I couldn't possibly comment, but thank-you SO much!

#Afterness #FOH

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@archer_rs I wish this were true, but it's not. The verified facts:

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RISE ABOVE (REBORN) https://t.co/eZ9JtEqNr9 via @YouTube

My song Rise Above (Reborn), written early last year while recovering from major open-heart surgery and performed by Jack & The Qs,
Jack clearly needs a wash and a visit to Oxfam, but I've never been more proud! 📷

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@CeliaRichards0n Tone-deaf as usual, Celia? I bet there are 550 @nationaltrust employees who would love some of your cake but it would get stuck in their throats!

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How useless are @FedExHelpEU?? Their delivery driver submitted a false delivery report, customer services shuts at 1800, and their system can't currently retrieve shipping info! How convenient!

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@terrychristian Cunt Piss? Never been there!

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@BBCBreaking Well he knows what to do then! Fuck off from Ukraine and never go back!

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@Keir_Starmer No. Working people are now facing being governed again by the Tories under the he guise of a Labour government. First you're picking off the most vulnerable members of society in the same way that Johnson and his cronies tried to do. You are a disgrace!

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@PeterStefanovi2 Absolutely not! Starmer needs to grow a set and cancel it!

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@ZelenskyyUa The world is standing with you, Mr President - unlike that chickenshit in the White House!

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@EdKrassen

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@t462819104 @SkyNews The Commons are on summer break, moron. Rayner's on HOLIDAY!

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Awful service from @IpswichHosp yet again. A SIX MONTH wait for painful dental surgery and they've lost the paperwork! What's going on in your hospitals, @Nickhulme61?

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@mcjane4life @TheJaneMcDonald Oi! I'll not have a bad word said about "The Watery Queen"!

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@SoVeryBritish Um-Bongo
#dontjudge

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@TheWritersGuild @BBCDoctors Yeah but...but... STRICTLY!!

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@The_Globe Titus Andronicus - Shakespeare does Tarantino!

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Just watched The Good Ship Murder on @channel5_tv.
I've seen more realistic episodes of Captain Pugwash!

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Not a usual outing for me as I'm not a fan of police procedural drama but Vortex on @NetflixUK is gripping and contains a sci-fi element. It's in French so you'll either need language (like me) or not mind subtitles.

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Disgraceful! That hospital really isn't fit for purpose! 🤬

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@jduckeractor @hayleyevenett Congratulations! Has he mastered "the eyebrow" yet?