Jude

Proud self-hating shitiot, cumslut, goated whiteboy, troglodyte, catdad, faggot, retard, incel, outcel, redneck, pretard, scumfuck, and giggle brigade member

[Jude @TheRealPoopJude]

NO!

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

I am retiring full statement later today

[notch @notch]

Feels like a Perc kind of day.

[Jude @TheRealPoopJude]

@Thatboy_aaro @screamwilin_ Did you think the bullet would cauterize the wound? This isn't Star Wars lmao

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@caydamenace16 @hood_fights_38 fr

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@ThisIsKyleR I gotta ask you conservatives, how does Elon Musk's dick taste?

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[Jude @TheRealPoopJude]

@TumbyWallop @NelsonDaleSmith @originalspin So, when I say the n-word, I'm not actually a racist? At least, not necessarily one? Right? Right. Okay then, glad we're on the same page

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@extrabraindead @maddiesbad @tobyfox It's the amount of work being done in dispute, not who the work is being done for

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@extrabraindead @maddiesbad @tobyfox No, not the same idea. That would only be comparable if Toby was a gamedev for a lesser studio. A better analogy would be calling the guy who's only job is to set the oven a "chef" in a restaurant where dozens of people are actually prepping and cooking the food. (1/2)

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@RennsReviews There is a coherent meaning somewhere in this tweet

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@extrabraindead @maddiesbad @tobyfox I think it's a bit of a stretch to call anybody who contributes at all a "gamedev." If I wrote one song for a game and then told people I was a gamedev and had a job at nintendo, they'd probably take that as disengenuous when they discovered my actual contributions were so little

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@TumbyWallop @NelsonDaleSmith @originalspin Sounds like an admission that context matters

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@Audjuice9989 How is it worth it? All it does is prove that you paid Elon Musk 8 dollars this month. Now everyone knows you love Elon's dick in your mouth, yippee... Way to piss off the libs!

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@AndyTweetsShit @4everNeverTrump @elonmusk Who cares how many friends I have if I'm right?

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@AfterDav @angelventz @KnightLoverboy @iluvcars2 @SomeChickens What was wrong? Also I don't exactly need a "counter-argument" when there was no argument to begin with

[Jude @TheRealPoopJude]

Took too long to make and ever too longer to beat (50 minutes), keyboard and mouse mario sucks

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@popsquizzz @Ashton_Kushner @GentlemanJoke @elonmusk How do you even manage to type with Elon Musk's dick in your mouth, like I seriously don't understand the practicalities behind that

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I hereby vouch that, from this day onward, I will only say "lol" after actually laughing aloud vocally (meaning nose exhales are discounted) and that I will reserve "lmao" for when I laugh especially hard and for an especially long amount of time

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@PenisWright You're gonna go through withdrawl if you ever get off twitter

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@PenisWright To give credit to the entire mathematical community, deciphering the divisional realtionship between i^fart and the poop fractal requires knowing the velocity at which 2 saggy mommy milkers clonk together required to shatter the penile-boner vortex in the spacetime continuum.