octopus rob

quit, don't quit...noodles, don't noodles. @nohitsmusic he/him

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

https://t.co/nv6VejO2ua

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

Me and my 5 year old nemesis at the cafe

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

If I entered this competition they’d probably take me out the back and shoot me

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

cig lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you.

[Hannah @fanclubwallet]

Listened to some folk punk and I believe in the power of music again so nvm

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

Working in a Cafe is funny because you’ll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 5 year old kid with bad manners

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

@GuestRoomStatus Did you pick it up after? That’s the real question

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

@pissboymcgee

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

I don’t ever want to work somewhere that I can’t talk shit with my boss over text on the clock

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

@linguinegrl224 And when Ubers are really expensive

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

@luke_gruntz Is Michelle Visage a no then?

[LUKE GRUNTZ @luke_gruntz]

dream joint rotation:

me
the hilarious ross mathews
style super star carson kressley

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

you're never too old to go trick or treating but you can be too tall. if you're over 6 feet i'm not opening the door.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

mfs when they lose their vape in between the seats

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

*puts on a hat*

“PERRY the egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, venomous mammal THE PLATYPUS?!?”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Platypus is so weird that the scientists who first discovered it thought it was fake. The European explorers assumed an egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, venomous mammal had to be an elaborate hoax

[📹 PBS | Nature]

[boygenius @xboygeniusx]

the rest is out
https://t.co/4p5kD93ZSA

[octopus rob @TheRealRoobs]

@elcaejmulac Wondering if this includes synths being played live