Brendon 👑

Imagine if everyone in the world was 5% kinder 🤍 Writer of cool things. I work with perfumes 😍 Love all🌈 🇿🇼🇬🇧

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

Lord, they may laugh at me because I'm different. But I laugh because they all the same.

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@JonnyRoof @BrandonButch They still refining the OS, next update should be good

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@FirstBusnews please explain this? 😵‍💫

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@VodafoneUK B

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@JesseInfowars @EssexPoliceUK Hateful much?

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@FirstBusnews so tired of this terrible bus service. Busses are never on time, boards seem to always tell the wrong time of the bus coming and then when it does eventually come it’s not 1 but 2 buses together 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

LONDON >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#GagCityLONDON
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[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@NICKIMINAJ And I shall remember that a Zimbabwean came all the way just for @NICKIMINAJ

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@igeeksblog No it’s not.

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@tinashe_khuger Wrong, check out D&G the one EDP and YSL Y Le Parfum and then get back to me.
Dior has so many copies made of it that it has become common and also doesn’t smell that great.

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@TremayneGrey13 I have trouble touching public bathroom handles so I do get you.

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@NjiniIgnitius @UKinZimbabwe @FCDOGovUK @IAbbottPugh Where did Zimbabweans religious views come from? Was it from the colonisers who are catholic?

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@TremayneGrey13 That’s because there’s always a knockoff round the corner.

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

I always buy my own flowers 💁🏻‍♂️

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

@MudiwaHood That’s £63 pounds roughly. I could get a Calvin Klein and Armani beanie and still have maybe £20 change.

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

It's time for the tears 😭

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

As one chapter closes, a new one opens. Don't miss Meredith's farewell to Seattle tonight at 9/8c on ABC and stream on Hulu. #GreysAnatomy

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

Why does good skincare cost a kidney 😫

[Dorothy Wang @dorothywang]

If you love me you will never ask me for plans on a Monday 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

WTF is up with millennials of today and thinking that shit like this is okay 🤌🏻🙅🏻

[Brendon 👑 @TheReal_Brendon]

Everything!

[Ariel @ariellwestphal]

@UberFacts I was genuinely laughing out of delight at something and he said “I was too loud” idk why but that simple happiness-crushing statement made me end things on the spot. Pro tip: surround yourself with people who love to see you happy.