Alunga Jakalunga

ENTREPRENEUR || LEADER ||PHILANTHROPIST || GOD ABOVE ALL.

Retweets are not endorsements.

[Prof Makau Mutua @makaumutua]

FROM 79 elite GSU to 31 “wheelbarrow” AP. That’s truly bottom-up!

[Eric @amerix]

“ If you listen to Amerix, you will die single”

Women say this statement thinking men are like women. We are not women.

Women lose value when they remain single.

Main gain value when they remain single.

No school teaches this.

ALWAYS THE PRIZE

#MasculinitySaturday

[Alunga Jakalunga @TheReal_KELV]

Two years of experience in driving and two years of experience in driving in Nairobi is not the same thing @KenyanTraffic

[Tony Schwartz @tonyschwartz]

I don't have confidence Democracy will survive. Do you?

[MOIST BEEF @MwasFatFinger]

Man said at 23 years of age he was DRIVING a Lexus, didn't say he owned the Lexus, could have been a driver.....am. Just saying. We don't know..... We are assuming he owned it😁 meanwhile the only thing am driving is this Hustlers agenda. #sudi

[Alunga Jakalunga @TheReal_KELV]

Are they yours?

[KenyanTraffic @KenyanTraffic]

We're such animals now...? Greed..very sad via @eggathu #KenyanTraffic

[Alunga Jakalunga @TheReal_KELV]

If you can't beat them, plan to have them beaten!

[ThirdwayKenya Punguza Mizigo @Thirdwaykenya]

Former Party member Ekuru Aukot accompanied by over 20 armed goons storms party HQS defying PPDT order barring him from accessing the premises. He has threatened to kill party officials. @ORPPKenya @citizentvkenya @NationBreaking @TheStarBreaking @BreakingNewsKE @ntvkenya

[Blaque @NinjaKatoto]

When I lost my job early this year, it took 9 days for "the love of my life" to leave. 😂😂
Before it hit me that I had been living a lie, I had lost most friendships and mostly my pride.
I've since learnt that people ONLY care for you IF it benefits them.

[Alunga Jakalunga @TheReal_KELV]

@RobertAlai Ooh hater 😏

[Alunga Jakalunga @TheReal_KELV]

Consumers of whisky please take a lesson😂

[Maktejah Brian™ 🚘 @maktejah_]

Oscar Sudi - It has bitten itself.

[𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅 @AntohSZN]

Men who support Arsenal have the lowest IQ of them all

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Brace for an avalanche of Bible quotes.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙂🔴⭕𝙣𝙚𝙧™ @AllDayRodgers]

Evolution theory worth teaching.

[AMS Ambulance @AMedevac]

World BEST medevac for COVID patient.
Germany activates their flying ICU plane, an Airbus A310 MedEvac, to fly corona patients from Italy to hospitals in Germany. The plane has a capacity of 44 beds of which 16 are for high intensive care patients, and up to 25 medical staff.😲😲

[nyandiga @nyandiga001]

Where is the “official” opposition leader @EAukot on #PoliceBrutality. Other than tweeting

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Baringo Senator Gideon Moi today had an impromptu visit to a roadside market along Nakuru-Kabarnet in Baringo County to sensitise people on the importance of hand washing and social distance in the fight against Covid-19 (Coronavirus) pandemic

#GetTheWholeStory

[a3Route @a3Route]

18:37 Those using Thika RD. Avoid K.U lane...it's blocked. Billboard imeanguka coz of heavy rains. via @GikimaAlex