Jarizard

38. I met Grant Hill once. Tweets are tweets.

[Ben @Financialtailor]

This is unfair, they're taxing my unrealized gainz.

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Resign, please.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

crazy that JD Vance and the entire Trump administration (and Biden administration) encouraged and approved completely ruining the lives of college students for saying the same thing. ah well, nevertheless

[onion person @CantEverDie]

american entitlement is so strong that americans think we should get a reward for starting and losing a war

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

Caseys breakfast pizza is an all timer

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

This is breakfast pizza from @caseysgenstore

Oh. My. Days.

The photo does NOT do it justice.

Egg on pizza? Shouldn’t work but somehow it’s incredible! 🍕 🤤

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

Brutal community note

[Department of War CTO @DoWCTO]

NO HESITATION. NO MERCY. OVERWHELMING LETHALITY. 🇺🇸

[Woke Beyond @WokeBeyond]

My wife, who I definitely did not kill, does this all the time

[garçon @boymolish]

“Are you recording?”

No…

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

There are disposable vapes with these same features for like 20 bucks a pop

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A flip phone that blocks social media and web browsers will soon be available for $499

The Commodore Callback will still have apps such as WhatsApp, Telegram, Google Maps, and Uber

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[trndytrndy @trndytrndy]

We seriously gotta nuke San Francisco yesterday

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

Comparing the moon landing to the UFC is actually hilarious

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon. We did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC has been

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

Nothing screams unfuckable loser like calling women foids

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

I’m sorry, I really don’t need my domicile to look like I’m hiding child brides from the ATF

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

I feel like this is the case for a lot of these accounts saying they are here visiting for the World Cup that are all of sudden all over my timeline.

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

AMERICAN PORTIONS ARE CRAZY

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Jarizard @TheRedCasey]

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