The Red Pen 🇺🇸 (ask me about mastodon)

I'm on Mastodon, but only giving my URL to select people. DM if you're those people.

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"Do your own research" is Internet slang for "I don't really know."

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@constans @contramordor My grandparents fled Nazi Germany. They moved to Texas and bought a gas station. It had three bathrooms; Men, Women, and "Colored." They put an "Out of Order" sign on the "Colored" bathroom and EVERYONE used the M & W. I guess they failed to "integrate" (irony) with the culture.

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@BeckyBunzy That sounds really awkward. Are you and your husband particularly flexible?

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@LegalEagle You're wrong!

We've had 46 PRESIDENCIES.

There have only been 45 PRESIDENTS.

Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms.

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@GrouchoG @dappergander CNN shouldn't have done any of this. Katilin Collins was pathetic.

Kaitlan Collins: Will you admit you lost in 2020?

Trump: No, the election was rigged.

KC: But 60 lost court cases...

T: True the vote! Space lasers!

[Crowd cheers]

KC: [Sad trombone noise.]

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@DemocratDubya @CAFranchise @PokerPolitics Uh huh.

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@DemocratDubya @CAFranchise @PokerPolitics

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@DemocratDubya @CAFranchise @PokerPolitics You are full of shit. That's been established. We can stop debating it.

This is an article from 2014 when the Azov Battalion were basically the only people fighting the Russians.

Desperate much?

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@DemocratDubya @CAFranchise @PokerPolitics I do. The Azov Battalion is part of the National Guard (not all of it, or even most of it) for a country that needs every fighter it can get... to follow its Jewish leader.

You're fealty to Russian talking points is clear.

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@DemocratDubya @CAFranchise @PokerPolitics Weird that openly Nazi troops answer to a Jewish CiC.

Unless.. you're full of shit.

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@DemocratDubya @PokerPolitics Like most Americans, they are descended from Europeans.

One of us is definitely a moron.

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@DemocratDubya @CAFranchise @PokerPolitics Nazis in power in Ukraine?

Are they aware that their president is Jewish or are they really, really dumb Nazis — like you?

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@DemocratDubya @PokerPolitics The name "Garcia" is Spanish.

Did you know that Spain is in Europe?

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@PokerPolitics @ConscienceColl Joe Rogan.

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@PokerPolitics He peaked when he KO'ed Jeri Ryan.

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@megynkelly We know you've "had it" because you did what you usually do and threatened violence. She's leaving because of DEATH THREATS from you losers.

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@MarkStretch7 @Stonekettle Yes. Saint Ronnie did that.

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@EuphoriTori Owning a car in NYC is stupid.

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@annofws @PokerPolitics Hitler got the trains to run on time.

Trump just seems to have gotten them to run off the rails.

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@GrouchoG @pewtergod @kimmeruwp @The_Watchcat @Luvnediting @PokerPolitics @time_sentinel @PaulDeCristofo4 @b_wolgast @dappergander @JollyMollyRoger @travis_view @mingelane I've been off most social media for this year. Current company hit a rough patch. This has lead to me switching jobs and I'm still trying to get my old company onto solid ground on a new project. I'll stop helping them soon, but right now I have two jobs basically.

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@pewtergod @kimmeruwp @The_Watchcat @Luvnediting @PokerPolitics @time_sentinel @PaulDeCristofo4 @b_wolgast @dappergander @JollyMollyRoger @travis_view @nezumi_ningen