TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈

24, I'm as straight as a roundabout, has a lil' Columbo living in my walls, he won't stop eating my insulation

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@Majkawscianie Sometimes Y is a vowel too.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Clients as soon you tell them about the discovery hold and that they must preserve all important documents for examination

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@Undue_Risk My favorite version "old by Cleopatra's time" is "Cleopatra was closer to the moon landing than the construction of the pyramids"

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@KnowingBetterYT Not to mention that at the end of the third episode Carentan we get to the ending text telling us Pvt. Blithe would die from his wounds, even though he would go on to keep serving, even jumping into Korea

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@Daniel__89__ @CantEverDie My favorite has to be the guy advocating for more crime on the Subway, so more people would ride his cab.

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@TNOQuoProQuid Living in rural California is wild, because you sometimes get jump scared by Jerry Brown. He just dropped in on my mom's middle school classroom once to check in on how things are going.

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@last_futurist Gay potluck

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

TURN ON THE RADIO ANY STATION HOLY SHIT

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

"I owe how many credits!"

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@nikicaga Meth

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@HunterBiden @SoundDobad Hunter Biden, you are an American Treasure

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@Elaa_ampe5 It's situations like these that make me think France was in the right for banning Paternity tests

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@feyriswheel @QuarbitGaming My best tall game was a Malta campaign where I financed opium farms in India stuck over 40 million people onto that small little island. Focusing heavily on trade and foreign investment before filling my island with tons of heavy industries

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

“Today I will save the world by hating fascism and liking gay sex”

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

he never killed people just nazis

[TheRedScot 🐀 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRedScot1]

@DreamLeaf5 The Cheers theme has a line about someone's husband wanting to become a girl.

[afaiafafifa @ilivininurwalls]

@maybe_ghuf The Kens should be considered as a historically progressive force within Barbie society

[TheNeetsteur🇺🇸🇪🇺 @TheNeetsteur]

@ilivininurwalls @maybe_ghuf “While the Kenvolt may be considered reactionary today, the material conditions which the Kenletariat found itself living under were so unjust, and the reactionary actions of the Barbgeois so alienating, that they necessitated those mentioned policies of the short-lived Kenmune

[🍂 Frencore 🍁 (SEE PIN 🐺✨️) @FreneticWolf]

I cast "Bash the Fash!"