Delfansio Maraschino

Comin out the Office Depot no printer all fax

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

When someone plays a sol ring turn one https://t.co/UwLnKaThxo

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The United States of America's Government's official opening remarks for the 250th birthday of America included the word "libtard," and people are surprised that we haven't come together in unity to celebrate

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

BRING THAT NAKED PA OUT HERE NOW

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

Eric Andre show does not hold up at all

[jordan ☼ @iixxivmmxviii]

380,000 infants have died at the hands of Israel.

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

Nothing like being three sheets to the wind at a wedding and your phone forces a hard reset

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

You would get this once if I’m the coach. Second time you line up I’m telling my DB to decapitate you. Third time I’m telling my DB to do it again.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Who will be the first WR in the NFL to successfully pull off the fake hamstring tear route in game

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

I mean he’s from Tennessee and a lot of his jokes are based around his stupidity and his upcoming movie is just another “dumb dad left with the kids” so I can’t say it’s too surprising does suck tho

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

A source close to comedian Nate Bargatze says he only went to Trump’s birthday cage match because UFC is his “favorite sport."
https://t.co/N8NzLncC8W

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

Hey shout out Mamdani and New York but my innate hater energy cannot root for them I need them to get demolished because shit ain’t all cookies and cream

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

@DUALIPA

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

I am a single issue voter anymore. If you support Israel in literally any way shape or form I will not vote for you. I do not care about literally anything else anymore. How can anyone see this and ignore it.

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

If you saw $1,761 on the ground you just not gonna pick it up?

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $200,000 on the Browns to NOT win the Super Bowl...

This massive trade pays out $201,761 on Polymarket.

[Chris Original Black Navy Vet @Chris4Perkins2]

Whoever the next Democratic president is, they better not start talking about forgiveness and pardons to unify the country. This country will unify behind prosecutions and prison sentences. We're still fighting because the Confederacy was never properly punished. End the cycle.

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

@bsmolka @childishsabino Rare bo W

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Genocide.

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

Revolt? Nah man too busy enjoying the circus

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The Savannah Bananas sold out Tennessee's 101,000-seat Neyland Stadium for a game.

(Via @YellowTuxJesse)

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

You think Monday the 13th is super scary to Garfield?

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

I’d love to meet anyone from any of these cities “oh yeah man Hoover Alabama is awesome” shut the fuck up

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Best U.S. cities have conservative mayors and are in GOP-led states: report

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

Cool as fuck?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

SpongeBob doesn’t have his drivers license yet he’s able to get to work, the movie theater, goo lagoon, Sandy’s house he’s everywhere

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[Delfansio Maraschino @TheSamuelK]

Did a joke last night in front of group strangers and they all laughed so hard I get why people pursue standup felt like heroin