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well

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

I love working in IT, you can tell you’ve fixed a problem by the user suddenly never replying to you again

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

I love this comment so much I think of it every time I listen to the talking heads

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

(werner herzog voice) All right wing men are psycho sexually obsessed with the transgender individual

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

[with anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport] aw man i have work tomorrow

[Will Powers @WillJPowers]

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

[CANnibal Onion Knight 🏳️‍🌈 @MatthwDayton]

Crimson Desert is actually really good when you don't have some dumb bitch in your ear telling you how bad it is.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

The only career options for someone of my nature are lighthouse keeper or art therapist for kittens

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Trying on clothes at Target as a form of self harm

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

“whats your plan if society collapses? I think woods and just wait it out” relapse then blow my head off. Not doin The Road stuff sorry. My life was stupid when society functioned normally. Im not getting into gun fights over wet dog food. Just some heroin and eating a 9mm thanks

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they gave up too soon on alchemy i still think it’s possible

[sofiya @femmevans]

this is how i feel about literally every piece of discourse on here

[onion person @CantEverDie]

doesn’t matter how many times i watch this its still one of the best videos ever made

[music wins @musicwins1]

bringing this back because it’s my favourite tweet

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I must feel so good as a morally grey detective to check into a seedy hotel room and have a blinking neon sign directly outside your window

[youLove2SeeIt.com @alexissTyler]

Tumblr this, MySpace that. I want to know where my pictures are from Picnik

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

so let me get this straight. any time clinton is mentioned it's 100% real but any time trump is mentioned it's fake news and not credible? am i getting that right?

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

So every person who engaged in vandalism on January 6, 2021 deserves to be shot dead? Deal