Shady Van

I'm a big truck, not a series of tubes. I roam the PNW, looking for customers to disappoint, and service to provide regardless of need, interest, or judgment.

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Ssssh. Smol is sleeping.
Not quite sure where he fits in me, but he is definitely A Fren.
Nobody tell CatFren. https://t.co/YRGdVEvgwi

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

#catfriend, why are you eating grass when there are two robins frolicking four feet from you?
#apexpredator #adventurecat https://t.co/lf36KyjUGZ

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Cat friend gets out OK due to naps, which are resonant on 20m. #hamradio #cat https://t.co/UqVz1lvdtn

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

You’re right, cat friend. Figuring out the ferry issue is definitely someone else’s problem. No reason to trouble you. https://t.co/lraSqHqvS3

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Cat friend has a thousand yard stare as he contemplates his current adventure. https://t.co/lbp22DHtdG

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

“We can’t stop here—this is bat country.” It’ll be OK, catfriend. https://t.co/b6PCtAzu6t

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

No matter how full I am, I always have a soft place available for Cat Friend. #adventurecat #fieldday https://t.co/aM0fEEGlat

[Shadytel @shadytel]

Prepare yourselves for @toorcamp 2022! https://t.co/do8c7esth2

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Even CatFriend is thrilled beyond measure to see the PNW’s large friendly volcano once more. #thrilled https://t.co/sLWNENnQUJ

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

TFW, emerging from a tractor-induced hangover, you spot your VolcanoFriend lurking on the horizon. I’m coming. #blessed #mountrainier https://t.co/PMbzQ8Jmty

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

As part of the @shadytel extended family of service professionals, we were proud today to verify that this pay phone (in surprisingly good condition!) at a rest area on the MT/ID border does not work, but still accepts payment. That’s the ShadyTel Promise™️. #ad

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

For though I pass through the valley of bugs, and the hill of bugs, I shall fear no bug. They are but splatter upon my windshield. Except that one back in Minnesota the size of a frakking hummingbird. https://t.co/10gNLrF1UU

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

I have found cat friend! Things are looking up as I attempt to get back home. He seems happy. https://t.co/0g48UMhQfG

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Did any of you know how far away northern Minnesota was? It’s taking a long time to get back from there. https://t.co/mTbTc6nTBX

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Figured it out: I’m in Northern Minnesota. Where else could this sign be? https://t.co/KjEqsUakCN

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

The rock is all volcanic. Surely I didn’t end up in Iceland… right? Freakin’ tractors. https://t.co/ECY5ijLGF7

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/uXqPnxi1tg

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

TFW you start out the night with an old tractor buddy of yours, end up pouring moonshine straight into your carburetor, and wake up the next day… where the heck am I? https://t.co/MjAfDsLyRD

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Cat friend got invited to dinner. Why do I not get invited to dinner? Van does not survive on gas alone! https://t.co/O4agfPALdW

[Shady Van @TheShadyVan]

Cat friend is concerned about what the future portends, but he will sleep happily on my sheep. https://t.co/oH06KbuzZc