Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert

Digital PR Ninja - Ex- Petrol Station Worker. Ex-Head of Awesome in the online carpet niche. Warhammer Oral Forfeit Night Champion. Pizza Lover. SEO survivor

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Imagine going to a plumbing convention and the headline speaker hasn’t done plumbing in 12+ years.

He got sacked from his own plumbing business and is now trying to become a magician & author.

And there he is stood on stage telling you how to fit a tap. #searchlove

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

When it’s 3am and the lights go on in the club

I still would

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 https://t.co/FrMfrVi8nW

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

The year is 2023

Another martech company announces up to 10% of staff are being laid off

The founder gets a message from the PR dept to breakaway from skiing in Aspen & doing coke off hookers tits to tweet about their pride in working with the employees they can’t name

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

I’ve got my Halloween costume ready!! 🎃👻🎉🥳

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Looks pretty awesome to me.

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

We fuck more 20 yo SEOs.

[Mike Blazer @MikeBlazerX]

What 40 years old SEOs do different than 20 yo SEOs?

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

I Finger my arse while absorbing the fresh data into my cranium.

[Eli Schwartz @5le]

What is the first thing you do when you get access to a new GSC profile?

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

@nichepursuits Just followed. Thanks fuckface.

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

11. Carpet and flooring
12. Amputee accessories
13. Pet sex toys

[Alek Asaduryan @Ldnbox]

10 Profitable Niche Site Ideas for 2022:

1. Pets
2. Travel
3. Gardening
4. Productivity
5. Remote work
6. Crypto/finance
7. Health & fitness
8. Recipes and food
9. No-code economy
10. Career development

What else?

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Sorry for not tweeting recently

I’ve been spending all my time on Tiktok marketing studying the algorithm & learning what it takes to go viral.

So I’ll be launching a new course later this week on how I get 18 followers in just 120days on TikTok.

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Most of my clients are on page 2

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin

https://t.co/gA4iVxiLvH

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Penis cancer and my mum died.

[@levelsio @levelsio]

You've been working on your project for months now

Reply below why you didn't launch it yet

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

@syndk8 Yeah great work! You still don’t know who it is hahaha!!

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

@oh_my_gemma Same thing happened with me. I’ve had to deal with this toss pot for years. Trolling is just not fucking on!!! It should be illegal!!!

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Disappointed in the lack of diversity in this line up. The ethnic minorities are not being represented and Jono is the only cunt. Disgraceful.

[Lisa-Maree Hayman @MareeHayman]

🌟UnGagged London21 Earlybird Ticket SALE!🌟 Only 4 Weeks till SEO specialists hit the stage! All inclusive of food, drinks and networking🥂#GetUnGagged https://t.co/BaW0fKpsoZ

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Nah. Tomorrow will be shit as well.

[James Brockbank @BrockbankJames]

Running an agency a rollercoaster ride.

Today was crap. Really crap.

But I know tomorrow will be 🔥 and then you come out winning!

It’s surrounding yourself with the right people and I couldn’t be prouder to work alongside @OliviaBeatrice_, @Nina_Edwards_ and the whole team!

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Learn SEO from a guy with the teeth of a corpse.

https://t.co/2Z6icy0cRX

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

My ex used to call me truffles

Because I’m such a fun guy in the bedroom

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

When you’re holding in a shit but you’ve got an award ceremony photo shoot to do first...

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

@matt_davies https://t.co/PvhId6Yc5s

[Kevin Bland Digital PR Expert @TheShitSEO]

Who keeps giving this guy acting jobs?