Despicable Dave

Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust are all woefully inadequate substitutes...

[Johnny @WWEJohnny05]

Braun Strowman really messed HHH up. 😂

#SurvivorSeries

https://t.co/npRjLKDgGi

[SlappNuttz @SlappNuttz]

I had to stop smoking weed for my new job, and now all of these horrible memories are coming back to me. Like I just remembered how much I hate not being stoned.

[Glenn Loury 2.0 Darker, Gayer, Different @justabloodygame]

John, this is a weird fucking hill to die on.

[Kosteevo @SteevUmc]

I'm calling bullshit on sticks that can break bones. Stones I'll allow.

[Q★Daily💭 @Can_Duece]

Y'all can't tell me God ain't real dawg ,

[Sarge The Destroyer 🦝 @BastardProphet]

Regardless of your political affiliations, I think we can all agree that googling "naked man eating fruit" is a terrible, terrible decision.

[Kara Goldin 🍓 @karagoldin]

Mood.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Good cop: now remember, this is a crime scene so don't touch anything

Bad cop: I've already rubbed my dick on everything

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

How to date me
1. Have a pocket full of chicken nuggets
2. Be polite
3. Smell good
4. The chicken nugget thing

[Oaks @OakHill_]

A clusterfuck is just an orgy right?

Poorly organized though, I suspect

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me: im back on my bullshit lol
narrator: she was, in fact, never off her bullshit in the first place