SpeedBoatBob

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

my friend from china is trying to help me with my tweet game

[⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖 @Xx_tuff_luck_xX]

well ok . but the Stripper has 2 love some1

[Nick @Zarrex]

it's For You dawg it's lit

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

its always two smart bitches telling each other "not exactly ☝️🤓"

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Ketamin Fentanjahu hat mich per Gehirnwäsche zum Aurafarmen gezwungen

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[₍˶◜︎⩊◝︎˶₎ @teenagewast]

☺️

[Leon der Profi @MoraliaMaxima]

Wichtige Nachricht von meinem Vater

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Lenin after smoking a cigar he got from Bugs Bunny

[herr knax (satire) @ketaknax]

info tweet

[100 @yh_me2]

whatever didn't kill me turned me into this

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

money, pussy, weed...... just a few of the many dope things that I am all too familiar with

[vost @foolibuster]

nuts

[paige @BonerWizard]

this got me

[niemand @ronny_kurz]

Zuckersteuer?

Ich HASSE meine Frau!