Professor Squatch

Casual Video game player and aspiring Poketuber. Business inquiries: [email protected]. Twitch:

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

Hot take: the “I am Iron Man” line was cheesy and kind of ruined the moment. He could have said something bad ass, or a simple “F*ck You Thanos”, but instead we got a line that had nothing to do with the moment. I get the call back to Iron Man 1, but I cringed in the theater…

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

If this isn't the perfect woman, I dont know what is - she actually watches movies without falling asleep! 👏

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@tarkov @Deadlyslob Seems like a lot of new features and assistance for players for the “hardcore” game. Looks mostly good but feels like it’s shifted to making the game easier and easier.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

This is not representative of the final gameplay. No way. Slide canceling, crouch spamming, 360 no-scope aimbotty Controller phenoms will NOT be playing like this. The game will not have consequences like Tarkov (which isn't even that bad anymore) so it'll be like Warzone...

[Jon @MrDalekJD]

FULL Uncut Modern Warfare 4 DMZ Gameplay

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

EA has found a way to monetize Dynasty… exclusive “skill tree” locked behind this membership thing? People should be livid

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

so much new info about College Football 27 is out with the CFB 27/Madden 27 bundle 😳

- Mascot Mashup officially confirmed
- CFB 27 early access begins July 2nd
- Early beta access for purchasers June 4th-7th
- Seems like you’ll unlock Mascots for your collection by completing challenges
- Exclusive Dynasty skill tree called Rainmaker… spend more money = more money in NIL?
- mentioned an all new “Dynasty blueprint”
- Road to Glory will have more positions and customization!

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@Velion I think it’s really the complete 180 they did on the difficulty in general, not just prestige. A lot of the changes discussed today make it seem like they’re going more friendly for new players after over a decade of the hardline “hardcore dick punch” philosophy. All AFTER 1.0…

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

There literally is 0 in between. No patience with any team or any sport anymore. See the same thing with Steelers fans and Penguins fans on here. Seasons are long. You can complain when you have a large enough sample size to make a solid conclusion.

[Nick Gonzales’ Mustache @nickygsmustache]

Did the Pirates win yesterday?

Yes
– Nice they’re pretty good this year

No
– Fire Don Kelly
– DFA Player that struck out
– Send reliever that gave up a run to Indy (they have no options left)
– I HATE the lineup

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

They took it to OT and got points against a stellar team. What happened to loving the team and the sport win or lose? We’ve enjoyed multiple Stanley cups in the last decade… let them play and see what happens…

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

These Twitter warriors give up so fast. They just won a big game Sunday and then you write them off immediately. Sit back and enjoy the damn game a bit. This coming from a fan who attended the game in Boston last week to watch the Pens lose and I still had a great time 0 bitchin

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

The Penguins are falling apart. But they went two periods with one of the best in hockey on the road, without Sid/Geno/Braz/Girard.

No shame, they’re playing over their heads at the moment.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

2027 is a loooong wait between Gen 9 and Gen 10. I hope it blows everything they've ever done out of the water. Otherwise, why wait so long to release this? They must think Pokopia will hold people over along with ZA. I hope ZA gets more content too then.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Here’s your first look at #PokemonWindsWaves 🍃🌊 Learn more about the main characters and special Pikachu in this announcement trailer!

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Here’s your first look at #PokemonWindsWaves 🍃🌊 Learn more about the main characters and special Pikachu in this announcement trailer!

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

Finally got tickets to go to my first NHL game for the @penguins vs Bruins in Boston next week specifically so I could watch Crosby play. Because of his injury at the Olympics, I won’t be able to see him play. Should still be fun, but now I’m a bit bummed.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@JoeMerrick Missed the opportunity to do 30 minutes for the 30th anniversary!

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@nikgeneburn No one knows me so no likes here

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

This does not excite me. He didn’t do well in Dallas and his coaching style is outdated. I would have rather had taken a chance on a younger coach with newer thinking. Not sure I like this.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Steelers plan to hire former Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy as their head coach.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@JdBstreams For me, between Penn State and this, it has been a wild changing of the guard. Onward.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

I have only ever been a Steelers fan while this man has been coach. There were some crazy fun years that ended in disappointment, and disappointing years that ended worse. I have only ever known a Steelers team run by him, but it is good to see he knows it's time to move on.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: After a historic 19-season run in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin just informed his team that he is stepping down as the Steelers head coach, sources tell @JFowlerESPN and me.

The Steelers now will be looking for only their fourth head coach since 1969.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

I don't know if there will be a better coach to come in, but his methods were outdated and it felt like the team was stuck in the yesteryear with hard-nosed defense and offense was all that was needed to win. Now you need crazy schemes and trickery to keep up. Time for change.

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@tarkov I let my wife play as a scav and she fell off a cliff on woods at night and I had to slow walk to extract just to not make it with a few seconds remaining… Tarkov.

[Escape from Tarkov @tarkov]

With almost one month since the release of #EscapefromTarkov we are doing the giveaway of 50 The Unheard Edition (EU edition) copies.

To participate in the giveaway follow conditions:
● Follow @tarkov account
● Retweet this post
● Share your most memorable Tarkov moment in the replies

Winners will be announced December 15

[Professor Squatch @TheSquatchTV]

@nikgeneburn Yeah planning to wipe it for 1.0. After that... who knows