Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋

Just a $DOBO looking for fame and fortune. #FamousCouches alumni. #BonkSquad swag enthusiast.

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

I am Punished Couch. I survived the great meme coin recession of 2022. I am here to recruit a group of elite shit posters and memers for the bullrun of 2023.

Buy more #DOBO #erc20gem #thankselon @Dogebonk_ETH

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@amphlux @ClownWorld Whats the significance of these lakes/tattoo?

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

You used to be able to fit an entire generation of console’s games on one hard drive

[MAX MEMES @VitoComedy]

Drag Queen 'Pattie Gonia' was told that they could continue performing their character, as long they didn't infringe on Patagonia's IP.

Pattie violated the agreement by selling merch with a parody logo.

Patagonia is now suing. Pattie claims this is anti-LGBT discrimination.

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@JamesRLandrum @mother_fickle @VitoComedy @kristoferthomas No

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@mother_fickle @VitoComedy @kristoferthomas Please research trademark challenge laws.

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@mother_fickle @VitoComedy @kristoferthomas Font is extremely hard to trademark. I know of only one off the top of my head. Font and "aesthetic" is not copyrightable.

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@JamesRLandrum @mother_fickle @VitoComedy @kristoferthomas Prove me wrong in your own words

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@mother_fickle @VitoComedy @kristoferthomas The way TradeMark law works is that you HAVE to challenge EVERYTHING in court otherwise someone could use the "fair use" as precedence as the IP holder granting a "license of use". Even if you're not looking for $ you still have to put a challenge on the books.

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

@supertrucker General Grievous ah dohicky

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@Justa_Guy907 You know that thing fucking RIPS out Jim Creek

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@Thirteenthsteps You're not even verified so you're not trying to bait engagement for views and ad dollars. You're in it for the love of the game

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@Thirteenthsteps What is the ploy?

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@Justa_Guy907 7 years from liquor. Good to hear you broke the cycle of yours

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@LordCharizard33 https://t.co/D31OeU60kR

[BlameItOnRyen @BlameItOnRyen]

Destiny fans might not wanna hear it, but if you really want to see Bungie get a greenlight for Destiny 3 you should maybe support Marathon as opposed to shitting on it and review bombing it.

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@EXEcutionare @X2141234471017 Literally the same games. Grew up on NES and a 486PC. Apogee games were my favorite.

You're probably a good person but I just can't stand the cringe "let the bodies hit the floor". Like damn dude. Marathon is tight. Destiny 1 was tight. Don't have to be so tense

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@ShitpostRock2 In the US you are supposed to walk against traffic on the side of the road. He is operating lawfully

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

@EXEcutionare @X2141234471017 Damn dude. You had literally the quintessential millenial youth. Congratulations, you're literally me.

Stop being so cringe though dog. Be more racist nigga.

[Thomas Couch Bonker of Leisure 🛋 @TheThomasCouch]

When the trailerpark badass tries to sound tough on Facebook because CPS took his kids after he was on the nod in the Checkers parking lot

[EXEcutioner☢️ @EXEcutionare]

No Paul, we don't want Marathon and we've made that perfectly clear, so if Bungie isn't going to pivot, then they're going to perish. So be it, let the bodies hit the floor.

What you fail to realize is all of you oblivious completely obnoxious assclowns picked this fight with us, the ones who actually spend money, pandering to a bunch of broke ass losers who don't have two nickles to rub together, and I can promise you, that we can be a whole hell of a lot pettier than you because we vote with our wallets, while you degenerate maggots vote with your meaningless virtues.

Understand this and understand it perfectly well, Bungie needs us, we don't need Bungie, and If you won't respect gamers, then you'll learn to fear us. Your hatred and contempt for us, doesn't outweigh ours, I can guarantee you that. I don't care if you can't put food on your tables when you continue to ruin this medium with your identity politics.

All any of you are to me, are subhuman parasites.