Tipsy Panda

Not suited for polite company.

Wife of @yamkicker72

General sarcasm 👩‍✈️

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

Okay, white people, we need to talk.
It's okay, I'm a third white, I can talk about it. 1/6

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Puerto Ricans:
1. Register to vote
2. Make sure your friends & relatives who moved to the mainland -particularly to FL- register to vote
3. Call, text, email, throw a chancleta, knock on the door of everyone u know, til u make sure they vote in November
4. Remember this crap 👇🏼

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

Happy friday.
Have a hug.

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

When you out too late and drink too much on a school night.

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

HOOOOOOWWW?

[AfterBurn 739 Podcast @AfterBurn739]

Part 2 Our Super @themrbsshow recording form Scrish Bar on 420! @_StormRaven_ @Midnightsmoke1 @TheShawnBuss @mountaingrl0714 @Midgey7609 @KittyAfterburn @Fez919 @Cobra6768 @royLwicheez @TheTipsyPanda @yamkicker72 #WhyNot #PodernFamily @OctopusCaveman https://t.co/G8bn7x4tRK

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

@AfterBurn739 It's only $300??
I don't need a mixer anymore.

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

So, I think I found the clock @yamkicker72 may actually like.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall https://t.co/3ZfYIIk2vR

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

What would @yamkicker72 do if I got a cat clock?

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

@unclegarky Good luck!

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

If anyone was wondering what to get me for christmas....

[MuggleNet @MuggleNet]

A Gryffindor robe worn by Daniel Radcliffe in #SorcerersStone and owned by Robin Williams is going up for auction at @Sothebys - https://t.co/MIiwhgQDgl

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

I saw something awful on my other Twitter feed. So here's something cute I found in the gifs.

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

@unclegarky Happy first Monday of September to you!

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

So here she is. All sad with the smallest caramel.
But Roxy seems to like it.

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

Gather 'round and let me tell you the fateful tale of the cake I made this week.

[Tipsy Panda @TheTipsyPanda]

It cools and I go to remove my pretties. They are stuck to the paper that isn't supposed to do that. 😧