Typical Gay™

[Typical Gay™ @TheTypicalGay_]

Me horny: yes pound me, wreck my boy pussy, choke me, make me scream

Me .00001 seconds after I nut: did I....just call....my ass...a pussy

[Typical Gay™ @TheTypicalGay_]

@MikeBorses No one is that busy that they can’t talk to you for a month. He found someone else, it didn’t work out, and now he’s back bc it’s easy (sorry sounds harsh but 😭)

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@CalltoActivism Where has the to do list been the last 3.5 years

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@mmpadellan Didn’t she just spend the last few years lying to the American people that Biden was fit to be president? Come on. The hypocrisy is too real. She’s so fake.

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@chrisdmowrey But yet liberals accuse republicans of being aggressive & violent? Only one party seems to need a rage cage to cope with the existence of the other.

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@KamalaHarris Do I get $25k to put towards the home I worked my ass off to save up a down payment for? Such a joke of a candidate.

[🏳️‍🌈IAN👬 @schnaity]

Our family is complete ❤️ Today we adopted our 5th and final son. Dreams do come true. 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈

[Typical Gay™ @TheTypicalGay_]

@EEEaley @drcakefm @emily_fri @Vancbromycin Try Altruist sunscreen. I love it. Doesn’t leave a greasy film and doesn’t clog my pores. I used Purito before their scandal and was stressed about finding another one but I love this one so far.

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@Vancbromycin Yes I started at 25 and never looked back. Retinol/retinoids are so important.

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@unbthered Wow, a snackkkkkk

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@AsteadWesley My body my choice but I bet she doesn’t support abortion rights

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@SPECIALG4Y 100% worth the investment. The 15 pound is perfect for me and it’s amazing.

[Typical Gay™ @TheTypicalGay_]

I feel like disclosing I work in a covid icu is like disclosing a std these days. I gotta be upfront about it before I go out with anyone out of common courtesy 😂

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@The_Angry_Gay Or maybe it’s hearing loss 😂

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Someone should do a study to determine the percentage of gays that contracted covid from a dick appointment. I’m curious

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Men really be inconsiderate, huh? How you gonna try to give me a cum facial AFTER I’ve done my skin care routine? Honey do you know how much this shit costs? It’s too late; my glowing skin is more important than you nutting. Goodnight

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@NashBandacoot Is he a Virgo bc I think he is 😂

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Gays on their way to a dick appointment in the midst of a pandemic

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@JacksonRickun @VinnieIsUnique Why and how is your skin that flawless

[Typical Gay™ @TheTypicalGay_]

He said that he didn’t agree with it and was surprised she was supportive.

She got up right in the middle of dinner and left his ass sitting there.

She told him to fuck off and never contact her again.

We stan supportive parents and I am so thankful for my mom’s support. 🌈

[Typical Gay™ @TheTypicalGay_]

Story time.

My mom has been dating a new guy.

She said she’s talked about me several times and how close we are.

At dinner, he asked her if I was gay. She said yes.

He asked her if she was actually okay with it.

She said of course I am. He’s my son and I love him.