The Watchmen

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[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Former senator Al Franken (D-Minnesota) and more than two dozen other Jewish Americans are endorsing Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for Senate in Michigan whose strong criticism of Israel has concerned some Jewish voters and leaders. https://t.co/XbSbXd7PaM

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

I like how international news outlets have started to use Asim Munir's pic instead of Shahbaz Sharif's. It means that universally accepted that Pakistan is being ruled by a dictator.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

'Pakistan has asked Iran to restrain its Houthi allies'

Islamabad faces growing pressure to honour its defence commitments to Saudi Arabia while keeping diplomatic channel to Tehran open, say analysts.

Read here https://t.co/0FWqNiczPw

[Fatima PTI @FatimaPTI_IK]

یہ سب سے معافیاں منگواتا پھر رہا... خود یہ جو مرضی کرتا پھرے

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

Should have thought of this before the idiots signed the Mecca Defence Alliance. 😆

[The Express Tribune @etribune]

Pakistan is seeking to avoid being drawn into direct fighting between Saudi Arabia and Yemen’s Iran-aligned Houthis while balancing its defence commitments to Riyadh. The country is also trying to preserve its relationship with Iran as tensions in the region continue to escalate.

The delicate position comes as Pakistan faces pressure to support Saudi Arabia while avoiding a wider regional confrontation. Islamabad’s approach highlights the difficult balancing act between its strategic ties with Riyadh and its longstanding relationship with Tehran.

[Fatima PTI @FatimaPTI_IK]

اس وقت ان صحافیوں کی اخلاقیات کہاں تھیں.... ؟؟

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

🚨 BREAKING: Razaullah Mashwani holds a press conference to condemn May 9 and PTI (so that his career is safe).

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

Yeah, giving out all the secrets. Grape 🍇 👍

[Zard si Gana @ZardSi]

🇵🇰 Pakistan Air Force Exposes Indian Air Force Failures!

“We blocked India’s networks, hacked their satellites, opened dams, knocked out electricity & disrupted their SATCOM links in space.

India will never forget the last year war and its humiliation.

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

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[DG ISPR @OfficialDGISPR]

Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir, NI (M), HJ, Chief of the Army Staff & Chief of Defence Forces, Admiral Naveed Ashraf, NI, NI (M), T Bt, Chief of the Naval Staff, Air Chief Marshal Zaheer Ahmed Baber Sidhu, NI (M), HJ, Chief of the Air Staff, General Syed Aamer Raza, NI (M), S Bt, Commander National Strategic Command on behalf of the Armed Forces of Pakistan, solemnly commemorate the 61st martyrdom anniversary of Major Raja Aziz Bhatti Shaheed, Nishan-e-Haider and pay rich tribute to his exceptional courage, leadership and supreme sacrifice.

During the 1965 War, Major Aziz Bhatti Shaheed defended the Burki sector near Lahore with extraordinary valour, holding his ground against relentless enemy assaults for five days and nights. His resolute leadership and indomitable spirit halted the enemy’s advance and became an enduring symbol of courage, duty and sacrifice. His legacy lives on as an inspiration to the nation and generations of Pakistan’s defenders.

Major Aziz Bhatti Shaheed’s selfless devotion to duty, unwavering courage and supreme sacrifice remain an enduring inspiration for generations. The Armed Forces of Pakistan reaffirm their steadfast resolve to defend the country’s sovereignty and security with the same courage, determination and spirit of sacrifice that he embodied.

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

انگلینڈ کو بھی پڑوسی صوبے کے کھلاڑیوں سے خطرہ ہے

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

Where is Qazi Faez Isa?

[Samira Mohyeddin سمیرا @SMohyeddin]

Why does Ontario’s solicitor general, Michael Kerzner, have an Israeli flag in his office?

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

For residents of the UK;

[Kasim Khan @Kasim_Khan_1999]

Sign this please:

https://t.co/uKZWOGrvnK

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

@armchaireviews I will be happy if holds a press conference to 'condom' May 9 so that his career is safe. 😆

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

👏👏

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

Dismissed Joe Root for his maiden Test wicket. Reached speeds over 90mph. Put his name in the record books with nine sixes in a sensational 81, batting at No. 9.

Welcome to Test cricket, Razaullah. You have most certainly entertained 🤩

[ⷶMαι∂αн Mυнαммα∂ @MaidahMuhammad]

محسن نقوی کون ہے 🤣👇

[Assadᡣ𐭩🇵🇸 @Ijussdontcare]

I strongly condemn Shafi Jan's remarks about Azma Bukhari.

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

Fun fact: The US helped Bin Laden's family evacuate the country soon after the attacks.

[JohnMarston | NeverOutlawAgain @WohnWarston]

25 years ago on September 11th 2001, 19 Al Qaeda terrorists hijacked 4 passenger airliners, crashed them into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and one crashed into a field. The events of September 11th 2001 forever changed our world, leaving a legacy of resilience and unity.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

She didn't like that.

[The Watchmen @TheWatchmen_1]

You mean 'South Asian' actor.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🇬🇧🇵🇰🇵🇸 British-Pakistani actor Ahsan Khan walks the runway at designer Imran Rajput's fashion show, holding a sign in solidarity with Palestine at the 21st Pantene Hum Bridal Couture Week.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok, which foreign leader has ever said something like this?

Start with the name.