William Hack

I want chicken-I want liver-Meow Mix, Meow Mix-Please deliver.

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@McJesse This is why I don't leave this app

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@atdanwhite What up NW21st

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@morgan_murphy @IanKarmel My city is sad today

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@shawnwines

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@nileseguin I just got the theme song for both playing in my head at once. My nose is bleeding

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@captdope "If you dent your Ferrari with your Lamborghini, YOU MIGHT BE A MILLIONAIRE" *crowd laughs*

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@elizaskinner Anyone can open a restaurant. Almost no one can keep one open

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@AlishaGrauso @MaceAhWindu @willwritesgood I want to hear what Chris Gaines has to say

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@harriweinreb Life hack! The water in the toilet is free. Take as much as you want

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@captdope "Robot girlfriend"

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@oldfriend99 It's the guy who invented popcorn

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@SeanSJordan Wait til july/August and celebrate lawn death like the rest of us

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@Soren_Ltd @jilltwiss I like Animal, Graham, and Ritz Quakers myself

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@caitiedelaney This whole thing looks like a bus stop ad from the 2000s advertising business internetwork solutions or something

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@MikeDrucker That's not the floor. That's her butt

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@jamieloftusHELP I see a lot of celebrities in Portland. Tom Hanks was just here. It made the local news

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@thatblakefella

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@AlishaGrauso @OKBJGM "That Daria chick was always nice to me"

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@pepiblyton

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@AndyRichter Vizza Bility wears the thickest glasses in the group