Cappy

Bio: noun

A biography or short biographical profile of someone.

Example: The latest in a series of unauthorized bios

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@Richard_D_Balls @pokikono @aisingioron Lmao, never change twitter

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@memechaotic Smoking, for sure. Or the guy who mentioned a flood, that makes sense too cause flood water nasty and its still clean up by the tippy top

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@Richard_D_Balls @pokikono @aisingioron "Putting everyone on the road at risk"

Ah yes, his friends car for this skit and like... a cow maybe. It's all fields in the shot man this is out in nowheresville relax.

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@Goonsplat @ShitpostReels You set up all the things it doesnt and doesnt do. I used to use just the math one but yeah its to make you leave bed so you can also print out a QR code and put it somewhere but looks like they upgraded it to image recognition

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@ItsEthanRay Okay but also get the fuck outta the left lane look at all that room. They dont wanna pass you on the right cause thats more dangerous for both yall

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@69Napalm69 @ehepocket How do you add this?

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@TerribleMaps I used to live in Colorado and my mother would make the trip from Indiana to visit a couple times. She hates this exact part of the trip, imagine doing this *after* making it from Indianapolis to Kansas City.

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@reyno65553 @AutismCapital Lol,

Lmao even

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@fairyprxncess I said "Oooo, big cake" out loud as I scrolled past so I guess Big since oooo isnt really a word

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@RuneScape Yo, EEOC? Hope this goes well

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@Echolox FINALLY! AMPLITUDE/FREQUENCY IS BACK! MY MONEY IS YOURS

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@figsoku I actually forgot i pre-ordered one of these. Can't wait!

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@dan26022530 @memechaotic You can get in trouble for things like laxatives, or poisons.

Ghost peppers are food, that's plausible deniability right there.

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@FBTroll101 @beyoncegarden If it was a Kamala collar it'd be cringe for thinking a politician deserves to be a decorative part of your personality.

Still not as bad as a convicted felon, pedophile, and sex offender.

But yeah it'd still be cringe.

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@StevenKerwin @pubity I cant even figure out what dude is trying to say

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Four ICE agents in critical condition in hospital after protesters painted a tunnel on the side of a cliff that the agents then drove into at speed.

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@dyingscribe Honestly, bravo.

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@Shadow_Vulpine @cherryjellymm Zhao makes it a point that shes a carnivore. But she is just lying to keep up appearances

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@cactusonfloor31 @ShitpostGate Wild attempt at ragebait lol

[Cappy @The_Captain1228]

@cactusonfloor31 @ShitpostGate Medium well?!

disrespecting the meat at that point