The Cat Sith

I am Cat Sith, progenitor of all malks, vassal of Queen Mab, batman to the Winter Knight, and remover of offending spinal columns. Cross me at your peril.

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

@WizardCatMister @WaldoButtersDF Shall I assist the cat in training you, Sir Knight? I can be 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 motivational.

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

@Sidhe_Lea It is good to see you are taking such excellent care of my kin.

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@longshotauthor Excellent, Sir Jim. I look forward to it.

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@deedee36375252 @CTVToronto Or a tiger... oh my.

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@HarriedWizard @longshotauthor The lady doth protest too much, sir knight.

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@RomulanSith Those are the ale steins.

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

No spoilers for the next 6 weeks, otherwise my Queen will be the proud owner of a lovely new set of coasters...

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

May your celebrations be merry and your year full of joy @longshotauthor

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

May the celebration of your birth be filled with wonderment and your year be prosperous Daniel.

[Kev & Daniel’s #autism journey (& Bruce 😉) @kevharrison_]

Daniel’s my son. Profoundly Autistic. Hasn’t one friend. It’s his birthday today. In his ECHP he wrote that his two wishes were to learn to drive and make friends 😣 Please wish him a happy birthday. Please show him you care. Please share. ##happybirthday #autism #rt

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

Neil, we must speak. I know a wizard whose skills lean in this direction...

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I wonder if I could leave money in my will for someone to haunt the cemetery in which I am interred. With bonuses if they throw up their arms and go "woooo!"

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

@ExFiler Lovely, a new scratching post...

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It has been brought to my attention that I have not been heard from in some time. I am here. Quake mortals.

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

@_Yeee5 Are you volunteering to assist me in making new coaster for my Queen mortal?

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

@NicodemusFallen I believe he is requesting a position as you're goon, Fallen One.

[The Cat Sith @The_CatSith]

@HarriedWizard Sir Knight, do you require new coasters for your suite at Arctis Tor?

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@RomulanSith you mean my coasters?

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@DarkLordSparky to abide by mortal law, I have been informed I am required to say they will "appear to" be made from spinal column...

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@nophallicfoci @swarddraws My "esteemed competition" naturally..

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@nophallicfoci @SpottedKerberos well I did need new coasters...