Baja Blastard

Electronic Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ | 30s

[Baja Blastard @The_Daily_Net]

Apparently, it's 'insensitive to others' to shout "DWAAAARRRVESSS" at five in the morning in this neighborhood

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

Cmon man. How can I write a better joke than this.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I know about someone who “served fish”.

And five thousand who “ate”.

[st. vincent-st. marys grad @PuckFupett69]

They’re really just quietly having the most insane war in history

[Kabrutus @kabrutusdeid]

🤔

[sar 💐 @EDITINGZ0NE]

looking at kittens from the place i adopted my cat from AND THIS KITTEN'S NAME IS CRAZY 😭😭

[rebb ford @rebbford]

Forgetting that I had set my laptop's region to OCEANIA earlier this year due to travel, I had a surprising encounter. This iPhone player was spending 20 minutes of their commute cracking relics in New Zealand. It might not be perfect, but I value how accessible Warframe is.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Andrew Tate has made one good post in his entire life.

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

she gorp on my scroggin til i schmogle

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Stan Kelly @KartoonistKelly]

Thank you, @elonmusk

@TheOnion

[Medieval Diesel @TimothyEveland]

We're missing out big time

[Cery @Cer1osa]

I get why they named the film Oppenheimer but American Prometheus is such a tough name

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I’m ugly lemme tell ya. Circe fed a pig some soup and it turned into me!

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[schron @schrondonowitz]

me 10 seconds before being turned into pink mist by the gapeshot shell of a 6 pounder: