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@victinz_timiz13 Yeah, sure.

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Una wey don collect Nelfund money, how e Dey be for una side? 👀

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Who will u vote for

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I hear say Nelfund money no Dey last at all. 😹

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FIFA introduces Championship rings to football.

30 rings will be given to the World Cup winner for the first time ever.

Over 1500 rings will be available for fans to buy as well.

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Rufai Oseni break down in tears on Arise TV this morning over Nigeria’s current situation. Say Nigeria was once borrowing money to world bank and IMF

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Only in Nigeria will an airport be so useless it becomes a church

If we talk now

How can u waste resources like that

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@Seyi1663089 You will most likely receive today or tomorrow.

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🚨 With Batch 7 & 8 now receiving their NELFUND upkeep, beneficiaries in Batches 9–15 have a high chance of being credited today.

Keep your hopes high. 💙

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@Comradepels @MOGNLA_OOU Everyone will receive payments before the end of next week.

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OOU just got confirmed ✅
NELFUND beneficiaries, keep your notifications on… your upkeep alert might be next.

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Setting the record straight on NELFUND: 📢

The ₦20,000 upkeep allowance is a monthly disbursement, not a one-time lump sum payment. NANS President BABTEE encourages students to remain patient as the process continues according to the approved schedule.

No need to panic.

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@MandelaBal47143 It’s by schools.

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🚨 Just In!

Access Bank beneficiaries have started receiving their NELFUND upkeep payments. If you’re yet to be credited, stay calm…. more alerts are expected to roll out.

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Good news for students! 🎓 According to the NANS President, NELFUND upkeep payments are continuing throughout the weekend.

If you haven't received your alert yet, don’t panic… disbursement is still ongoing and processing for more beneficiaries is in progress. Stay patient! ⏳✅

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@Seyi1663089 Which university?

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@abdul73125 Alright big bro. 💪🏽

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@Letsbereal0910 Wow, but you’d definitely receive it before the end of next week.

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@1amno_body 😹 the patient Dog eats the fatest bone.

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@fem_zoolex @abdul73125 It’s Ongoing just keep calm.

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@abdul73125 Disbursement hasn’t started yet for this Uni… but everyone will definitely receive their upkeep before the end of next week.

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@Letsbereal0910 I don’t think disbursement as started for FUNAB.

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@abdul73125 Zenith bank disbursement is ongoing… which University is she attending?