Marco Marco

We’ll consult the spirits maybe they’ll know what to do.

[Marco Marco @The_Gerlach]

To everybody who said that I'll be too drunk to go to class the jokes on you cause I'm both drunk and in class

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

Every baseball fan, at some point in their life, has to go to a DBacks/Dodgers game at Chase Field

It is truly unlike any other atmosphere maybe in American pro sports

Two cities that hate each other. Sold out crowd... but the catch is that the crowd is a perfect 50/50 split down the middle between DBacks fans and Dodger fans. It's just constant noise and yelling where you have no idea what just happened by the roar of the crowd because the crowd is an even split

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

It’s that time of the year where we get big boy fuck you hockey with hitting. That old school shit. Subaru Twitter is so pissed off right now. Yeah I was just talking to the president.

[Mike @hammerito]

This will be our 144th season and we've won two titles. Two of our stadiums burned down and one gave everyone brain cancer. We are the losingest team in the history of professional sports (11,392 Ls). A manager once fought our mascot. We often suck but we always believe, go Phils

[Marco Marco @The_Gerlach]

This is about the Red Sox but about so much more than just the Red Sox.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: It's now more lucrative to have a losing sports team than a championship team.

We examined the Boston Red Sox to see how private equity and cost cutting invaded sports.

In this era, teams want to sell good players for profit more than they want to have a good season.

[Marco Marco @The_Gerlach]

“Chase Utley, you are THE MAN”

[Ben Silver @BenHSilver]

Chase Utley - Wall of Famer - Mets Killer

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

MAGA check-in: got your Trump phone yet? Paid for it with the $5K DOGE check or the $2K tariff dividend?
ICE enjoying that $50K signing bonus? ATC get those $10K checks?

Anyway, congrats on the wins: Mexico paid for the wall, the swamp got drained, and all the pedophiles are locked up — love that for you.

Also: huge shoutout for ending the Russia/Ukraine war, annexing Greenland, reopening Alcatraz, and making Canada the 51st state. Busy year!

And wow — inflation is over, groceries are cheaper, electricity is down, natural gas is down, healthcare is half price, and drug prices are 1,400% lower (yes, that’s how percentages work, obviously).

Plus tariffs are paid by “other countries” — definitely not Americans — and Trump’s patriotic gold watches were ABSOLUTELY not made in China.

Yay!!!! 💥

[Book of Jalen-isms @Jalen_isms]

They say success changes you.

I say failure just introduces you to who you really are.

Jalen-isms 1:1

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

"I gave coach Sirianni a list of plays....and the Dagger was on that 😏"

@JalenHurts loved recalling his Super Bowl-sealing pass.

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

💀🌹

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

By the grace of God. Wow. I can’t believe it.
10 years clean and sober. I Still remember that 21 year old kid sleeping next to a dumpster, begging for God to just take me. During the saddest and most difficult time in my life there was always one person who never turned their back on me and it was my Mother.

I want to dedicate this special day to you Mom. I was supposed to die alone next to that dumpster a decade ago but you saved me. I’ll never forget that moment we shared when you took me to the airport to go to rehab in Scottsdale Arizona. You told me to give myself a chance this time. I was entering my 14th rehabilitation center. I didn’t want to go and had no intentions on sticking it out but seeing you cry broke me. I decided to give myself a chance. Here we are now 10 years later. This is for you Mom 🖤 7/04/2015 We do Recover.

To anyone out there struggling just Hold on. Don’t give up. Life is so beautiful. We only get one. Make the most of it.

[Hubert @HubertsLeftNut]

I can hear the Fortnite chest sound

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

The most highly anticipated Feed Bob of all time.

Angelo’s Cheesesteak

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

HE GOT A JOSE HANDMADE NECKLACE 🥹

[Jihaad Campbell @RealJihaadC]

FLY EAGLES FLY BABY 🦅

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Thoughts from the booth

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

Smartphones, Computers, and Toys are the Top 3 imports from China by dollar value.

So now the 5D chess was to alienate our allies, crash the market, spike our debt borrowing costs, and weaken the USD...

To bring back our strategic toy industry. 🧸🇺🇸

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

Giving away two (2) of these custom Swag putters! Retweet and follow to enter 👀

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight