"The Rock"

#RPprofile || #TheGDOni || FC: Dwayne Johnson || This is based on the character depiction of WWE's "The Rock." Not to be confused with the RL: @TheRock.

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

"Finally, The Rock, HAS COME BACK, TO..."

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⚡️No posting in Pin / DMs are Selective.
⚡️Prefers more 'serious' Story Lines.
⚡️Does Banter / Limited on Crack SLs.

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["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

If there were strays, for once, unintended. Just making a point.

[Enigma 01: Chaos and Creation: Callisto Io @Enigma01_Io]

<.<
Kinda.
Sorta.
Feels she just caught a stray or two here...

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

"...is Cooking."

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

Leaving the gym in the EMW main complex, an interviewer ran past several folks to get to The Rock as he put on his shades. "Rocky, Rocky! Did you h-"

The Rock's arm shot out with an opened hand to silence the interviewer and only after a moment, did the other fingers drop to -

[ᴄᴍ ᴘᴜɴᴋ ✶ (NOT @CMPunk) @BestInTheMV]

@AndyGravesPro @0verdosedAngel @ItsDollyTime @EMWMultiSkills @Enigma01_Io — insult me and my wife all you want, but fact of the matter is—you’re no different than the @The_GreatOne_RP, except instead of being bug bald fraud you’re just a BIG FRAUD. A front-office farce, just like this title reign has been since Final Round! And I don’t care —

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

"

Snatching the Microphone, "IF YA SMELL-LALALALALALALAO!"

The crowd cutting in with him, "WHAT THE ROCK..." Rock stopped and glanced at the poor interviewer, "Here, want it back Jabroni?" Just as it was reached for, Rock threw it over his head and stared back at the camera -

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

@Hircineparody \Caught my little quip meaning did ya? Probably one of the few who recall it. XD

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

"We aren't making a rap album: Why we bringing up The Brahma Bull?"

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

"What, in the BLUE HELL, is going on in that scene!?"

[Donatello Hamato: The Brains of the Four Brothers @ShellSmarts]

"...I need an adult..."

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

\Arnold v. Stallone all over again. XD

[EMWs Greatest hits @EMWMultiSkills]

(I don't know why but I headcanon that both Johnny Cage and Rock starred in a couple of movies and due to Hollywood shenanigans, whatever movie role Rock rejects, it automatically goes to Cage, much to his annoyance.)

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

Raising an eyebrow. Will have to put Punk on the short list to deal with Real Soon.

[ᴄᴍ ᴘᴜɴᴋ ✶ (NOT @CMPunk) @BestInTheMV]

Attention: @EMWMultiSkills @The_GreatOne_RP

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

hand out as if to stop again, "But how is that ANY different than what is going on, now? Besides, an attempt at comedy cannot do any worse than Dane Cook."

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE!"

Hand shooting forward immediately.

"First thing's first, The Rock says, this wasn't a request. Perhaps you do or do not know, Jabroni, we can't have you going around doing things before certain matches. Nothing worse than calling out -

[EMWs Greatest hits @EMWMultiSkills]

"....Oh what the fuck is this."

Is that a script for a... Tooth Fairy reboot!?

"DWAYNE!! I know I said I can assist you in your Hollywood endeavors but I am /not/ starring in the reboot to the shitty Tooth Fairy movie you used to cover!"

...Did the Rock troll Cage?

["The Rock" @The_GreatOne_RP]

are gonna mock you, make jokes, and GOD himself will part the clouds with his Asian accent and say, '...Bob...' " Turning to look up, "My name's Joh-"

Immediately turning to look back down, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"

Rolling his shoulders forward once, he put his -