Lucain

Posting into the Void.

Lions fan. Occasionally Political.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

How summer feels when you have the hottest room in the house

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[hunter @3gpmh]

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

*El narcotráfico no es para tanto*

La selección de México en su próximo mundial si no ganan este:

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Really appreciate the city of Austin letting me know that I was imminent danger from the rain at 2am, 4am, 530am, and 6am!

[bomani @bomani_jones]

i’d make my request more specific than that.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Zohran is being a ruthless politician (complimentary). People just aren’t used to electeds on the left acting in this way.

To quote a buddy of mine who works in NY politics: “Some in the center act as if the left isn’t allowed to play politics, that being transactional is somehow a betrayal of their values.”

If your boss, Andrew Cuomo, had done something like this, no one would have batted an eye. I mean look at what he did with the IDC! He literally orchestrated handing over control of the state Senate to Republicans!

But he’s not on the left, and he’s an old school style centrist politician, so he gets a pass for it.

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

as a child i had no sympathy for the plight of any of the podracers