The Kinky Cook

I love cooking fantastic meals and helping people with their sexual wellness and kinky questions. You can always improve ... in every room 😉

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@MissRiRi33 That no contact is going to feel lonely for you in about 20 years.

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@adammocklerr My grandfather used to say "When you're right you can't be wrong"

Little did I know he also was talking about politics.

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@DreamLeaf5 Wouldn't it make more sense if they had same sex parents, you know, because conservatives are always worried that "the gays" will adpot kids and then make them gay?

But again, it's MAGA humor and therefore devoid of comedy or logic.

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@Doobiedrip @clsapsford Doobie.

You're always right on time when it comes to embarassing your parents.

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@Doobiedrip Oh, did buying a Blue Checkmark not pay off?
Yeah, turns out you need to be interesting or talented to get paid.

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@Doobiedrip @POTUS

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@POTUS This was really cute, thanks.

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@TwistedTendenc1 @GDennis302 @RpsAgainstTrump A battle pass to do what, buy skins and cosmetics?
Pay to win nonsense because you're a lousy player?

Yeah, kind of makes you a simp if it doesn't actually make your gameplay experience better or give you an actual edge. If it's pay to win, nice training wheels toddler.

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@GDennis302 @TwistedTendenc1 @RpsAgainstTrump

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@jakewhit9000 @sarahsansoni @tomholmes2016 @StevenSenski People do not stand on sandbags and use them for marks.
We use pieces of tape (Spike tape) or these T marks.

How does what I'm saying not make sense.
Explain it to me like I'm you, a complete idiot.

Seriously, is this your real life?

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@dinkstiffington

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@MAGAFOREVER67 @DillonFillionIA

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@manofbert

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@monkieboy99

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@monkieboy99 Stop embarassing your family like this, Peter.

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@noiselund @redlettermedia @YouTube That was great!

The way you music-a-fied Rich's "Mother Fu(ker" was fantastic.

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@harparr1 Another Chirstmas where your family didn't call eh?
They couldn't make it to dinner AGAIN? Wow. Shocking.

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@Dineo_thulii @grootsuster On his "happy" birthday she shoved his face into his cake in front of all of his friends and his family while being recorded for posterity so his humiliation could be remembered forever.

Let's not do that.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 @GenFlynn @JimmyLevyMusic Thankfully this embarassing cringe will have no cultural impact.

But this is what happens when you cut all the arts and music programs in schools. You get ... whatever this is trying to be.

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@MrTooDamnChris "One nation under god"
"Standing tall like I'm General... Zod."