Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement

today is a good day for all zodiac signs

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Car: backfires

Ring Neighbors app: FULLY AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE NEARBY. MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS AND EXPLOSIONS. BALLISTIC MISSILE ATTACK. SAVE YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN. PRAY TO WHATEVER GOD YOU HAVE.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

White House Warns Supply Chain Shortages Could Lead Americans To Discover True Meaning Of Christmas https://t.co/jaz4599uI7

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

When they say competitive wage they mean competitive to an 1890s coal mine

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Anyone else remember the eccentric piano prodigy from Baz Luhrmann’s Great Gatsby?? Why was that dude even in the movie?

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Does anyone else ever just get really sad about Sting’s 1984 divorce?

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Man Under Mistaken Impression He His Own Harshest Critic https://t.co/chHMpV4WZ8

[billiam @BillRatchet]

good fuckin mornin i'm going to bed

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Guy Who Took Job Making Barrels In 1400s Didn’t Mean For That To Become Family’s Identity For Next 25 Generations https://t.co/3BQAwU72QT

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

@CurseJerry @mike_murphy02 Get a job

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Days like this got me thinkin about how I took my PSP for granted 😔

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Great news everyone!

Bennie has been charged with first degree murder.

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Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator https://t.co/iqd1R7UMH7

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Police Department To Avoid Future Errors By Replacing All Equipment Officers Carry With Guns https://t.co/AH7SxsL0GY

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

29 square foot 1/2 bed, 1 bath, 1/4 kitchen with hot plate included

Tenant responsible for maintenance, lawn care, property tax

NO smoking, NO pets, NO drinking, NO eating in the living room

Great location in a flooded cave under I-90

$4600/week must make 5x rent to qualify

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

“Shit I didn’t realize I had to come up with the cover too, just fuckin take a picture of me here and we can send it in”

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Every true NBA Youngboy fan is at this point either in prison or dead the rest are sellouts

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Stimmy just hit me and the boys are going yacht shopping this week

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

@chiefnuke @MrMikeD42 @bellydgaf @KathyYoungblo16 @Devilstower Tell yourself whatever you want but history has proven you wrong regardless of tech or geography. ISIS, Al Qaeda, Taliban, IRA, Viet Cong, Continental Army. There are villages today in Afghanistan that withstood invasions by Julius Caesar, the Soviet Union, and the US.

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

@chiefnuke @MrMikeD42 @bellydgaf @KathyYoungblo16 @Devilstower Totally bro just like Vietnam

[Sheriff of the Diabo River Mining Settlement @The_Lazer_Snake]

Youtube is trying to tell me I haven’t been anxious enough lately I guess