springtime shenanigans and malarkey

let's change things for the better.

[springtime shenanigans and malarkey @The_Roaming_Elf]

update! pre-op appt scheduled 6/2. The doctor will take pictures and make composite images so that I can see what I could look like! Between this appointment, the physical on 6/6, and the surgery on 6/23, that is everything https://t.co/65LFz0kBSP

[Alon-Lee Green - ألون-لي جرين - אלון-לי גרין 🟣 @AlonLeeGreen]

The only way to survive this tragic moment is by understanding that it's either we all win - Israelis and Palestinians - or we all lose. Those who think it's a zero sum game are just delusional.

Thank you @washingtonpost for this opportunity to tell our story.

[cat😷🍉🇸🇩🇨🇩🇧🇩 @mercurial_moons]

Everyone: It hurts me to see you depressed.🥺What can I do to make you feel better?

Me: can you just wear a high quality mask?

Everyone: yeah no.

[Aṅgulimarketing @antiviral_mktng]

If we normalize mask wearing to avoid surveillance, they will make mask wearing illegal.

Normalize mask wearing to protect yourself and your community from viruses and air pollution. Weave it into the social fabric now before you lose it forever.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Just another morning on the Charles River...

[Camila @camilapress]

Genocide Justin accidentally almost called for a ceasefire today. The Biden regime has not authorized such a position to be taken by Canada.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Follow the MAGA Mike Money: New GOP House Speaker Mike Johnson began his tenure in a swirl of controversy about his positions on abortion and same sex marriage, but a bizarre new fact has come to light: he does not appear to have a bank account in his name.

This should be a MUCH bigger story.

According to a report from The Daily Beast's Roger Sollenberger, "Over the course of seven years, Johnson has never reported a checking or savings account in his name, nor in the name of his wife or any of his children, disclosures show.

In fact, he doesn’t appear to have money stashed in any investments, with his latest filing — covering 2022 — showing no assets whatsoever."

Reporting guidelines for the House Ethics Committee mandate the disclosure of any bank accounts that have at least $1,000 with the combination of ALL accounts, including family members and children, exceeding $5,000.

The absence of a bank account, while Johnson draws a $174,000 annual salary plus an additional $30,000 from teaching, is extremely suspicious.

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) communications director Jordan Libowitz noted “He made over $200,000 last year, and his wife took home salary from two employers as well, so why isn’t there a bank account or any form of savings listed?”

Libowitz added that if Johnson's lack of a bank account is an accurate reflection of his financial situation, it leaves him susceptible to possible financial corruption or manipulation.

[bettina @lesypersound]

Maybe instead of $106B additional US war dollars we properly fund OSHA…?

[Dr Rebecca Richardson @mavisclare]

Number of times I got sick per year on average despite all my handwashing, vitamin c supplements, green smoothies, kale etc etc: 1-3

Number of times I have been sick since 2020 when I started masking in public spaces: 0

[Michael Schwartz @BoatAshore]

Matthew Perry. 💔
Thank you for helping others.

[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

Due to climate change, we are seeing in real time the mass extinction of animals. From a rise in diseases to extreme droughts or floods, we are running out of time to stop a climate disaster. 
https://t.co/Z8CcxRqOIu

[Sam 'Scoop' Cooper (she/her) @SamScoopCooper]

Many Jews are white. Until they aren’t. And let me tell you one of reasons that Europe and the US founded Israel was so that they would have some
Control in the Middle East

And they made Jews the scapegoat

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

Just a friendly reminder that you are more than what you got done today ❤️

[Corey @soper_mr]

Quick reminder that the random Jewish bloke who runs a Kosher restaurant in your neighbourhood is not actually in charge of the foreign policy of the state of Israel.

[Gregory Travis @greg_travis]

"SARS-CoV-2 is now the only respiratory virus known to directly infect blood vessels.

The study adds to the already large body of evidence that COVID-19 is nothing like 'the flu.' It is far worse"

https://t.co/6qTbDd1iy1

[Robin4mpls @robin4mpls]

Hate has no place on the University of Minnesota campus! Students are organizing to demand the U uninvite Justice Barrett.

Join me in signing their petition -> https://t.co/tVVLTy0ydp

[lizwhatsherface @RealGayArbys]

🚨WE MADE A BILLBOARD HAPPEN!!!🚨
...and YOU CAN TOO! Here's a guide to MAKING THIS HAPPEN IN YOUR CITY. 🧵