Former GTFC joint manager, unfairly sacked by that Tory twat in charge. Now available for weddings, kids parties and discos (Parody account, obviously)
@The_Paul_Hurst Ahhh you're full of surprises aren't you? I haven't seen her since Ibiza 08, send her my love. Baking and artistic expression are the perfect base for success. Look at Dis, he could do a beautiful swan lake and lemon meringue and it took him to the next level on the pitch
@The_Paul_Hurst I watched the game on ifollow today, can already tell this current bunch can't dance and bake like our boys did. We've got our work cut out
@The_Paul_Hurst We'll save them again, I'll work on sticking bleach in the Tories cups of tea so we don't have any obstacles in our way again. Miss u xoxo
@jazzmariner@chalkey1973 If you told Fenty to go buy turkey for Christmas he'd come back with some ham slices from the reduced section the tight Tory twat
During my time at #GTFC Fenty always required a fresh soul to be harvested every full moon on the pitch at Blundell Park, this could be a major stumbling block in the current negotiations if he isn't allowed to do this anymore