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[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@eboian You couldn't make this shit up

[TR @Tony_Royle]

The insanity rumbles on ... different clown, same relentless net zero bullshit.

I can picture the conversation at Number 10 when the UK is battered by the next severe winter blizzard:

PM: How's the grid holding up, chaps?

Miatta: Not too well, I'm afraid Prime Minister.

PM: What about all those bloody windmills we built?

Miatta: Had to turn them off, sir .... it's too windy.

PM: Damn, good job we turned all our green fields into solar farms then, eh?!

Miatta: umm ... it's dark outside, sir, we have no solar. Oh, and apparently they won't work much at all even during the day until we clean off all the ice and snow.

PM: So where is all the power coming from then?

Miatta: well a few of the nuclear, oil, and gas plants we are allowing to fall into disrepair are still working 24/7 flat out, and, umm, ... from Norway.

PM: How does Norway have spare power to give us?

Miatta: well, umm, they are not exactly giving it to us ... umm ... they are using the cheap and abundant oil in the North Sea that we are not extracting and using it to help generate power to sell back to us at a huge profit when we are desperate.

PM: What's your PhD in again?

Miatta: Economics, sir ...

PM: What about the guy we picked before you to be the energy expert?

Miatta: Economics as well, sir ...

PM: So, do you in fact know anything at all about power generation and grid integrity?

Miatta: No, sir, but I can work out how much importing energy at premium rates is costing the British taxpayer ... and the cost to the economy of a complete weather shutdown due to no grid power.

PM: Remind me again why we built all the windmills and solar thingies ...

Miatta: Those guys at the UN and WEF told us we had to be the world leaders in the net zero fraud ... or else ...

PM: Ah, yes, now I remember, Mr S told me about that during our handover ... do the net zero thingy or they will tell the world about blah, blah blah ... So, everything is going to fine then!

Miatta: Well, not exactly, sir ... the Norweigians have decided they need their own power to keep their own grid running.

PM: What about the French?

Miatta: I did ask sir but they really don't like us because of the illegal migrant stuff we are running out of their coastal towns.

PM: So, you're saying the lights are going out shortly?

Miatta: yes ... umm ... and everyone's heating ... we banned the wood burning thingies and converted everyone from gas you remember ... and their electric cars won't work ... nor will our electric ambulances, fire engines, buses, lorries, or the trains ... and people won't be able to cook stuff ... and the water supply might freeze in some places ...

PM: yea, yea, yea, but apart from those minor inconveniences, I can go on TV now and reassure the voters that our energy policy makes sense, and announce we are building even more windmills in the sea ... yay!

Miatta: well you could do ... apart from all comms will be down shortly as well, sir

PM: ... apart from ours, of course?

Miatta: oh, yes, sir, we will continue to have all facilities due to the back up diesel generators we are allowed to have ... you won't notice any difference apart from a brief blink of the lights ... it's only the voters who will lose everything and maybe freeze or starve to death.

PM: Great! Put the kettle on ... us northerners love a hot brew in a blizzard!

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@Bounce_BackLoan Fucking clueless

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

Piss take

[Llŷr Powell MS @LlyrPowell]

£68m of pensioners’ money invested. Not a single wind farm built. Yet £58m paid out in dividends to the bosses.

I’ve asked the Welsh Government for a statement. People deserve to know where their money has gone.

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@YesterdaysBrit1 Change from a fiver. They where the days

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@Ed_Miliband No one listens to idiots like you

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

There all at it

[The Man @diegothemann]

The truth behind the sentence. #RussellBrand #BillGates

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

The bloke might be a twat. But he's got this spot on

[David Poulden Esq @DavidPoulden]

You might be wondering: why did it take 20 years for these women to come forward with allegations against Russell Brand?

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Spot On from Falklands hero Simon Weston on what evil things Sadiq Khan and this Labour government are doing especially with Digital ID Control.

They want total Totalitarian control, it’s good to hear people like Simon speaking out about this. 👏👏👏🇬🇧

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

Can we hire the greeks

[EAGLE LEAK @EAGLELEAK1]

🚨💥GREECE 🇬🇷
Here is Greece's Border Force firing live ammunition at a boat full of illegals and pushing them back into Turkish waters.

Greece has passed a law that will deport all illegal immigrants arriving from Africa.

Should all European countries implement this decision?

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

These people couldn't be trusted to run a bath

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Yes it’s true … British tax payers are going to be forced to bail out the National grid.

Just so you know the ‘National Grid’ isn’t owned by us. Er no….

It’s a privately owned company with international shareholders, with almost £49 BILLION of debt, forecast to reach £60–70 BILLION by 2031.

The massive costs of upgrading the grid including financing costs and shareholder returns (obvs) , is paid through increasing OUR energy bills.

Much of this investment is because of the Government’s Net Zero targets.

And if it gets into serious financial trouble, the law even allows government financial support (paid for by taxpayers)

It’s a bloody brilliant private investment where the investors never lose. And ordinary people always pay.

Now watch what they do with nature.

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@JohnHann04 Its getting worse by the day

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout.

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now.

The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping

everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already

🛒 filled my cart

🛒 emptied my cart

🛒 scanned the items

🛒refilled my cart

and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me " as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's vour problem not mine.

• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.

YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed ....All of us

These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@benonwine All part of the plan

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@MikeyMcMahon @therandompundit @mlond1985 Max horsman 16

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@therandompundit @mlond1985 We had a lad came on thats at school in the morning

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

@Ilkleymariner1 Think artell boycotted the game like most town fans did

[Paul Andrew chalk @chalkey1973]

Doors and frames made and fitted today at thorsway back on Thursday to fit the windows

[Yesterday's Britain, A Better Britain. @YesterdaysBrit1]

I don't do woke, global warming, conspiracy theories or celebrity dullards with botox-filled lips. I don't do political correctness, public safety warnings or vidoes of lorries crashing into houses.
Here, I do the past, when life was less complicated and people weren't snowflakes. When people didn't pay for fancy, overpriced cups of coffee with their mobile phones. When mums and dads taught their children manners, when kids walked to school through six inches of snow and when there were two postal deliveries a day. When doctors did house calls, when Saturday nights at the pub didn't cost an arm and a leg, when there were jobs for life, only three TV channels and Christmases were bloody great.
I do when the police went after real criminals, the news wasn't made up and London wasn't a cesspit of scum, vermin and Romanian pickpockets.
I do Yesterday's Britain 🇬🇧, A Better Britain 🇬🇧
And that's all!

[Birmingham City Council @BhamCityCouncil]

The science is clear: wood smoke harms our health.

Clean Air Night takes place on 17th November, but we're starting the conversation early. Over the coming week, we'll be sharing information about the impact of wood burning and highlighting cleaner ways to keep your home warm.

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) Emissions of air pollutants in the UK statistics states domestic wood burning is now one of the largest sources of fine particulate pollution in the UK. It is responsible for 22% of PM2.5 emissions.

Help us share the facts: https://t.co/quOCvClWgX

#CleanAirNight #CleanAir #AirQuality #ClearTheAir