Tim Flood

Aspiring to do something...and then just watching cartoons and taking a nap. Also, I do comedy-ish stuff once in awhile. #TheShed

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You all had better fucking hurry so I can talk about this damn film!
#AvengersEngame

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@ok6ixx “It’s my estimation that every man ever had a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another.”

-Captain Malcolm Reynolds

If your husband qualifies because of a little white lie, well, it could be worse.

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@ok6ixx Personally, I’m intolerant of lactose because I just like milk. But someday there may be someone there who is in fact lactose intolerant and will benefit from this inclusion. To your husband I would say this:

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@HoodieBrunson I’m not a sports guy and genetically a Lakers fan but I truly appreciate this if it’s true.

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@AlinaKrylovaaa I could eat.

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@RossKneeDeep He was still putting out music?

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@DLee64190734 @shleedamon @JoshHall2024 @RedNeckPapa6291 But then your lord and savior pardoned them from the “not-crimes” they committed instead of having false charges dismissed?
Really now, how are you people THIS retarded and still capable of breathing?
Your mommy is failure for not drowning you in the bath when she should have.

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@HalfwayPost Ineptitude only attracts incompetence.

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@buttercupcos2 I don’t know, probably. What tabletop guys do you play?

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@BeaulieuEv74781 Which one of you ladies plays tabletop games?

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@slickomode That’s rough. How did you get the photo?

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@HanaHoops This is fair AND balanced.

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@Mbcinematics Holy shit! She’s 58?!

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@hypnoksa @ConstitutionFC Another paid shill! Selling its freedom jerking off to commie traitors!
maga cunts never got daddy to love them but dwumpy-dwumpf does! Right?!
Cuck bitch!

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@QuantumGuard17 I’m sure it was easy once someone opened their contact list.

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@Ivankatrumpne My “mother” died in ‘06…so, the position has at least been in contention since then.

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@luluHru Looks like further evidence that HOAs are criminal enterprises and needs yo end. NOW!

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@softiejessxo Yes, please!

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@yogana_19 Aside from my resume, I’m currently between jobs but I cook and can fix pretty much anything on cars and around the house.

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@skylarcheekz @sadieluvsaudrey NEVER ONCE in my time delivering pizzas did this ever happen to me.

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@glenn_tunes I’ve known people who called me to my face a genius when I’ve demonstrated an intellect and skills I developed in the sixth grade but somehow they convince themselves that they know better when I show them the mountains of evidence of republican frauds BEFORE the drumpf bullshit.