I wanna be sedated

If you’re looking for someone with a little authority, I have as little as anyone. Pronouns: he/haw

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Sings “We don’t talk about Bruno”

Proceeds to spend rest of the damn movie talking about Bruno.

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@NYMhistory Was this game recorded with a soap bubble?

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

You'll see all your favorite soccer stars,
like Ariaga, Ariaga II, Bariaga, Aruglia, and Pizzoza!"

[Martin's Music @XMartinsMusicX]

Radiohead covering New Order, pretty well i think 👏

Ceremony ▶️

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@someguyjack @TodayinHistory Secretariat was such a dominant horse, most other owners withdrew or never entered the Belmont, conceding there was no beating him.

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Dipshit pitcher thinks pop-up fly ball will be an out.

https://t.co/H7LwFZik4m

[MLB Nerds @MLBNerds]

The Vegas slugfest was historic in many ways, but the funniest part about it was Jonah Heim’s 0/30 park HR

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@GenTXer2 Voices of Babylon was one of my favorite songs by them. Underrated gem.

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@THEBOOKIEKILLAA @banditpickzz 👏

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And the trolleys always ran on time.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

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@Hot_Pepper76 Toss up between Magic and Let the Good Times Roll. 🎵

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@metsrewind @Mets @MLB I remember watching this. Wondered if he would ever get a chance after that (nope). This was around the time the Mets fired Dave Johnson after a bad start, then went on a tear for Bud Harrelson.

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@BBGreatMoments Where’s Marv Thornberry?

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@villenuv27 @J0hnADouglas It said as much in his annual performance rating. Plus his DPMAP rating showed several “1s”. He should’ve taken the DRP.

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When I first saw Return of the Jedi in 1983, I thought Nien Nunb looked a lot like the Count from Sesame Street.

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@takesh_s 💯

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@Suzierizzo1 Thought this kid was Eric Bourdon.

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@ClownWorld Some variation of this always happens when you drink too much Duff water.

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@ReclaimD1 Sorry, I couldn’t focus on what she was saying. Was too busy staring at the Olympus Mons on her forehead.

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@theraybao @xevekiah And some women will rush to defend her for leaving the family and cheating on the husband because “men bad” and accountability is a foreign concept to them.