Tom Watson

Herder of Cats, Former Network Magician, Husband, Dad, Army Veteran, Wanna-be Farmer, Nerd.

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

Imagine working, getting paid, to build a law that stops something that happens this little?
"In Ohio, noncitizen voting is very rare, representing 0.00005% of all votes cast between 2018 and 2024."

Our ruling elite are Trash.

#Ohio @GovMikeDeWine

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

FSD V14 has taken a big step back. Speeds unless in chill or sloth, ran a stop sign, weaves in the lane constantly, and brake stabbed repeatedly over wind blown leaves. Pathing is worse too. I no longer trust FSD. @Tesla @teslaownersSV @Teslarati

#Tesla #FSD

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

Deleting this app from the phone today. Two of my three things I use this for have been severely damaged by recent policy changes, news and weather. That reduces my need. Good luck friends, I'm always available via other resources.

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@LisaForteUK Dungeon Crawler Carl. Audio book. Jeff Hayes reading Matt's books have ruined any other type of fiction, so damn good. I don't even know the genre, I just know they are awesome.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/yZJFd1RxbO

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LrNke2WimM

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

We've listened to your concerns about Death Stars destroying planets.
That's why we've decided to take drastic, immediate action... by banning drag shows, books we don't like and Renaissance sculptures.

[Shutterbug0324 @Shutterbug0324]

Tennessee....the shooter wasn't a drag queen....

Bet you feel pretty fucking stupid.

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Druid. Travel Form.

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@blckriflecoffee Can I just say, that number 8 having a comma makes my eye twitch......

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Guess the species,

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@Jim_Jordan Both please, as they are mutually exclusive. I also wouldn't mind you shutting up a little if I can toss that in too.

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@OKWildlifeDept The industrial revolution killed evolution or something rather.

[Beau Woods @beauwoods]

After months of refinement, the National Cybersecurity Strategy was published. Congrats to @KembaWalden46, her team, and @ncdinglis before for their vigilence and leadership shepherding this through. What's in it, what's next, and what to watch for? 🧵👇 https://t.co/CatfCNEvfi

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

Tried to turn off a phone with @Verizon the other day. Agent asked why, which was expected, I informed them that she had passed away in December. Agent gave condolences, then proceeded to ask if I had thought of xfering the line. Sales over decency. #capitalism #shame

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@AccidentalCISO 1s and 0s

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@HackingDave @elonmusk But it works on his machine.

[Tom Watson @The_Tomtorr]

@notshenetworks Mid Divorce right now. Government made it so easy and cheap to link it all together at the start and so effen hard to break it apart later. Even if you agree on everything it's complicated and expensive.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

WOMEN👏DO👏NOT👏WANT👏FLOWERS👏THEY👏WANT👏FISHING LICENSES👏JUST👏TRUST👏ME👏ON👏THIS👏BRUH👏