Russ

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it”

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Keir Starmer: “there is no such thing as two-tier policing”.

Police chiefs today: “we will review controversial guidance advising officers to treat ethnic minorities differently”.

The absurdity of modern Britain.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Labour folk accusing @Nigel_Farage and Reform of exploiting Henry Nowak's murder for political gain really need to take a long hard look in the mirror.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Under a Labour government we would freeze energy bills. We wouldn’t allow them to go up.”

~ Keir Starmer

Yet another lie.

A typical energy bill will rise by £221 a year from July.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

When the working class come out to demonstrate, they add facial recognition cameras and sweeping new powers on banners and language etc… yet they ignored two years of calls for death, jihad and hatred on London streets.

THIS IS TWO TIER BRITAIN 🇬🇧

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

Translation:

“If you don’t agree with my view of the World, you won’t be tolerated. “

The guy is behaving like a deranged dictator.

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the club’s retained list with the 2025/26 season complete.

We offer our sincere thanks to all the players leaving the Owls and wish them the very best for the future �Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the club’s retained list with the 2025/26 season complete.

We offer our sincere thanks to all the players leaving the Owls and wish them the very best for the future �Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the club’s retained list with the 2025/26 season complete.

We offer our sincere thanks to all the players leaving the Owls and wish them the very best for the future �Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the club’s retained list with the 2025/26 season complete.

We offer our sincere thanks to all the players leaving the Owls and wish them the very best for the future �Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the club’s retained list with the 2025/26 season complete.

We offer our sincere thanks to all the players leaving the Owls and wish them the very best for the future �Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the club’s retained list with the 2025/26 season complete.

We offer our sincere thanks to all the players leaving the Owls and wish them the very best for the future 🦉

[JPUK @joe022020]

People are calling Kemi rude.

I know what is rude, a PM not answering questions in PMQs.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Here are 4 things that happened to the UK in the last 24 hours:

1. The Labour government confirmed it will remove the right to a jury trial. Cases will be tried by a judge alone.

2. The Labour gvt confirmed it will impose Digital ID despite it never being included in Labour's manifesto and nearly 3 million Brits signing a petition against it.

3. The Labour gvt confirmed we will "align" with the European Union, directly going against the 2016 democratic vote for Brexit & forcing the British people to pay billions for laws they'll never be able to influence.

4. The Labour gvt confirmed that while Islamist sympathisers & antisemites are free to march on the streets of our capital city, & while it welcomes former allies of al-Qaeda into Downing Street, it has banned conservative activists from joining a peaceful protest against mass immigration in London.

Put all these things together and you get a sense - just a sense - of how hideously authoritarian and illiberal this Labour government really is.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Of course.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

I can't begin to tell you how satisfying it is that Keir Starmer is going to get booted out in disgrace after only 22 months.

Boris was PM for just over 3 years.

Absolutely delicious.

[Jess Caine @jessalinecaine]

SACKED IN THE MORNING, YOURE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

[Graham K @GrahamLKeegan]

He got dumped by the BBC for saying this.
But he was right of course.

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

Let’s get our word bingo cards ready for Starmer’s 43rd relaunch speech tomorrow. Mine has these:

Toolmaker
Change
Renewal
Fixing the foundations
14 years
£22 billion black hole
Far right
Division
Reform
Farage
Not our war
Brexit
Breakfast clubs
Lifting children out of poverty

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

What it feels like driving on main roads & through cities in the UK…

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Norway has begun RE-OPENING North Sea Oil sites to meet growing demand from the UK

In case you weren't aware of just how stupid the UK Government is, they are BLOCKING permits to drill while PAYING Norway to drill oil from the North Sea instead

We are led by clowns

[Wondering Wednesday...🦉🍌🍌🍌🍌 @AllPieEye]

#swfc 💙

[Kevin Edger @KEdge23]

“Labour would freeze your council tax”

“Not a penny more on your council tax”

“No ifs, no buts”

What happened? Labour lied.

Send Labour a message on 7 May. Get Starmer out. ⚠️

Spread the message.

[𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕆𝕗𝕋𝕙𝕖𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🇬🇧 🇿🇼 @GiftCee]

Boris Johnson apologised for being given a cake and Keir Starmer called it worthless, and referred him to the Kangaroo court.

Today Keir Starmer is afraid of the same Kangaroo court.

Behaving like a proper lefty.

[Gully Foyle #UKTrade @TerraOrBust]

Judge a man by his deeds.

Boris Johnson allowed a free vote on whether he should be referred to the privileges committee

Keir Starmer has told his MPs that they will be kicked out of the Labour Party if they vote for referral.

What a scared, pathetic weasel of a man.